Imagine Whoever Finds Tadashi Gets Super Flustered By His State Of Undress, But They Have To Somehow

What it’s like doing Japanese at a University Level

*learning verbs*

Student to another student: “omae no haha wo shimasu” (a very janky simple way of saying “I do your mum”)

Teacher: “if you’re going to insult in your rudimentary Japanese do it properly and be polite - it’s okaa-san, not haha”

Student: “thanks sir! Anyway, omae no okaa-san-”

Teacher: “remember guys, katakana is not like hiragana. Make sure to make the lines nice and sharp!”

Student: “but are they sharp enough to kill myself on?”

Teacher: “can anyone read this katakana? What does oojii (ohgee) mean?”

Everyone almost immediately: “O R G Y?????”

Teacher: “no! it’s what you guys are!”

Girl next to me: “fucking stupid?”

Teacher: “noooo! Aussies! Aussies!!!!”

*later*

Girl to a guy: “what’s your name so I can refer to it while speaking”

Guy: “I prefer to be referred to by my overall identity - orgy”

Teacher: “don’t think I won’t fail you in the third week. Try me”

Student before a test: “do you think if I speak fast enough the teacher won’t be able to tell I have no idea what I’m saying?”

Other student: “with your skills he’ll think you’re having a stroke. But do it dude. Make me laugh so I forget how much I want to die.”

*asking what year of schooling we are in*

*I respond with 3rd year*

My partner: “YOURE OLD????”

Me: “...bitch”

Girl: “I remember how to draw “ru” in katakana because it was on all my Naruto DVD boxes”

Guy next to her: “oh same!”

Guy beside me: “well I’m not a fuxking weeb so I just studied it like normal people”

Girl: “shut the fuck up bitch you watched Pokemon like the rest of us”

Student: *answers a question*

Teacher: “that is incorrect! Please study your adjectives more!”

Student: “ah, right in the kokoro”

Teacher: “do that again and I’ll assign you more homework”

Student: “sir, when do we learn how to say ‘fuck’?”

Teacher: “when you’re responsible enough to earn it. For this class, it doesn’t look like that’ll ever happen”

So what you're saying is despite my friends accepting me for coming out as bisexual, continuing to accept me and encourage me to pursue whatever gender I love, as well as standing up for me when those who are truly biphobic are putting me down, they are still inherently a bunch of people who attempt to suppress and belittle LGBT+ people? I'm sorry, I didn't realise that all people who are good, kind, accepting, and yes, heterosexual, are in fact homophobic and transphobic assholes. I guess I better remove most of the people in my life, despite the fact they've never stopped supporting me and my sexuality cause clearly you know everything.

there is literally no difference between straight and Straight™ stop trying to distance yourself from those “other straights” youre still our oppressors no matter what so stop using jokes that were created by us to deal with literally being oppressed

*Joyce, losing her shit after having a truly fucked up 24 hours of nearly dying and breaking countless laws, ready to kick anyones ass who gets in her way*

*Hopper, internally*

Ok so I know Ron was all like “thank goodness you inherited your mother’s brains”  so now everyone’s sort of like “oh Rose Weasley she’s the girl and she’s smart so she’ll be just like Hermione.”  and its like ok, that’s good BUT

what if she inherited her mothers brains but also inherited her fathers personality?  So yes, she does know the counter curse that would easily take down that jerk of a 3 rd year that keeps picking on her BUT kicking him in the teeth is way more fun/effective.  Or like she’s studying for a test and Albus is having a crap day so she just tosses her textbook in the air and is like “let’s play chess or sneak out or whatever.” And she ends up failing the test the next day but is all like “lol whatever I can make it up later” OR EVEN BETTER-

Scorpius:  People keep picking on me because my dad was a Death Eater.

Rose: Kill them.

Scorpius: Rose no.

Rose:  *stands up* Fine, I’ll kill them.

Scorpius: roSE NO.

It's so pure hearing them say each other's names in various exasperated and happy tones. Then you reach the Claw arc and all of a sudden they're screaming each other's names and it's just. Let my children be happy!!

every time mob and reigen say each other’s names

(reigen says some variation of “mob” 52 times, mob says some variation of “shishou” 31 times)

watch on youtube here!

I'M FUCKING TRASHTRASH!! THIS IS A REPEAT OF THE FUCKING MOONMOON WOLF SHIT.

i spent more time on this than i wanna admit

The Skeleton War 2014

EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

DEH/BNHA AU with a twist (lowkey KatsuDeku but mostly KiriBaku)

I woke up in a cold sweat thinking about this and I have to just get it out or it'll drive me mad. So a DEH/BNHA AU in which Midoriya really does jump off the roof in the end, and Bakugou is there to see him go but, too little too late, can't stop him from jumping. All he's left with is a soggy book full of Midoriya's dreams and an overwhelming amount of guilt. The notebook takes place of the emails, with Bakugou discovering extensive pages on himself in the burnt notebook, and later on finding himself in every notebook after Inko (thinking like many others who knew the boys that Bakugou treated Midoriya poorly in order to protect the quirkless boy from killing himself in the hero industry) gave him the whole collection. They became a symbol in the media of the two boys friendship (and in a twisted way allowed Bakugou to become closer to Midoriya), while still serving as the cover's downfall later. In this AU he told Midoriya to jump after he's alone in the classroom with him, so when he calls an ambulance he's assumed to be the poor kid who tried to stop his suicidal quirkless friend from jumping, and his flawless record and strong quirk ensures that he's hailed as a tragic hero. All of a sudden Deku is a tragic story and Bakugou is SUFFOCATING in guilt and rage as people who spat on Midoriya's beaten form suddenly cry over his body. The Bakugou who enters UA is a quiet, broken shell of a kid who's anger is quick to flare but quick to splutter out, and is haunted by the shadow of a dead kid that chatters in his ear all the time. He still keeps distance from his classmates, but rather than from disdain and pride, it's because he's tired of the fakeness of others and being seen as someone who needs pity. Bakugou is famous and lorded as a hero even in UA because of the way he clung to Midoriya's corpse when he was being wheeled into the ambulance, shouting about how "Izuku was meant to be smiling, damn it! He's supposed to be awake, open your fucking eyes already you idiot! If you're dead who's gonna do good in this shitty world? You were meant to fight your way to the top right? WHY ARE YOU GOING SOMEWHERE I CANT SEE YOU??" Midoriya's ghost constantly reminds him of his failures, so he tries to be a better person in repentance and also in fear of becoming a villain. The only person who gets close to him is Shinsou (who is in class 1-A most definitely), after Bakugou gets into an ugly fight with him during the third round of the sports festival, and destroys his hands with explosions to break out of the mind control so he can kick Shinsou's ass and tell him he can be a hero! Fuck what others think! YOU ARENT A VILLAIN BECAUSE IF YOU ARE (what am I???). The bakusquad eventually forms but it's harder with Bakugou being so resistant, especially when they're so inherently good. Especially Kirishima, who does nothing but try his best to understand Bakugou and become friends with this kid who saw his childhood friend die in front of him. Meanwhile Bakugou can't stand this stupid kid is so wonderful and good, a true hero who claims that Bakugou is the one who is the best hero he's seen??? He HATES it, and hates how much his heart leaps at the thought of that ever being true. But Bakugou still reigns as top student, winning the sports festival after spectacularly kicking Todoroki's ass for not using his flames, especially after he had an enlightening conversation with the other boy and a solid confrontation with Endeavour. The two are not friends per say, but Bakugou can't help but feel a connection to the boy that carried the heavy weight of emotional pain like Midoriya, and who he beat with words he thought Midoriya would say. In the end Bakugou still gets kidnapped by the League, but they are more eager to recruit him because they know he was the one who caused Midoriya to kill himself. And Bakugou doesn't want to listen to these fuckers, but the Midoriya that's always with him is whispering "villain" in his ear and suddenly the League has released the truth anonymously to the media by sending pictures of the famous notebooks. The notebooks weren't just quirk analysis but also a form of a journal for Midoriya, and they mention the abuse he suffered from Bakugou and his quirk, and suddenly the entire society is shaken by a "hero" figure being exposed as a "villain". The rescue is more difficult with Shinsou taking Midoriya's place and encouraging Kirishima to reach out. And Bakugou, broken even more by his facade finally crumbling and his belief of truly being a villain, almost doesn't reach out. But they get there in the end, and Bakugou hates himself even more when All Might loses his power, with One For All having been discreetly handed off to Mirio during the year. Everything comes to head when Bakugou is hassled by society into making a public speech, and against UA's wishes he steps up to the podium. Pale, exhausted and grief-stricken, Bakugou comes clean on national television. Only at the end, when disgusted murmurs have broken out and faith in heroes is fracturing, Bakugou gives a tearful speech about his understanding of what it really means to be a hero, of how fucking stupid it was he was lorded for having a quirk and others were condemned as "weak" for not being born lucky. He cuts to the core of social issues and he screams until his voice is hoarse about how unfair it is he stands here when IZUKU is the hero this world deserved. And it's a sobering moment to realise a child is breaking down on television because society is the one that held him high and turned him to view quirkless as worthless Deku's because that's how the world works. The slate isn't swept clean and Bakugou is condemned by many for his actions, but more awareness of quirkless suicide/domestic violence statistics is raised and all of a sudden society is actively trying to fix their flaws because their corrupt system has bred broken children who see themselves as worthless, and children with God complexes who turn toxic with society's help. In the end Bakugou managed to stay in UA with the intervention of his teachers, including a devastated All Might who wishes he could've helped this Midoriya kid (he has to save EVERYONE). The other kids are wary but suddenly many hey an understanding of how fucked up Bakugou has been over the thought of becoming a villain, and suddenly the bakusquad and what would've been the Dekusquad have merged into this ride-or-die group of friends who only want to make Bakugou happy. Eventually he is happy when he gets the necessary counselling and faces his issues for good. The day comes when he can finally look in the mirror and smile at the hero he sees, and it's the same day he finally says yes to that Shitty-haired bastard who keeps asking him out.

ACCIDENTAL TEAMWORK YEAH