Not Even Nico Is Safe.

ACCIDENTAL TEAMWORK YEAH

Alright, so I had to instantly make a continuation of my mildly angsty sword fighter au post on what would happen to Marco after being reverted back to his young self. First of all, this kid is LITERALLY 30 YEARS OLD MENTALLY!! He remembers every single moment he spent away from earth's dimension, so it's canon that Marco is mentally and probably emotionally a hell of a lot older than all of his current friends. Talking to people just a few years younger than you is hard enough as you both struggle to relate, so imagine the struggle Marco is going to go through as he tries to interact with people who he hazily remembers were his friends. 16 years have passed since he last saw Janna, Jackie and even Star; his relationships with them are going to be vastly different to what they were before. Would Marco even be interested in Jackie anymore after spending 16 years away from her??? He's mentally 30, liking someone that you will be so weird to him, and he's probably long since grown out of his school kid crush. That lack of romantic affection will be jarring to Jackie, as to her she's just started developing a tentative romantic relationship with Marco, whose now just not interested. Furthermorw, this Marco is going to lose his A+ streak at school as he cant even remember covering any of the topics at school. He's going to forget people's birthdays, their interests and even his own old ones. This Marco will be a stranger; a mature and serious kid that lacks any of Marco's old dorky charm as he's long since outgrown his social awkwardness. Don't even get me started on how Star will suffer as she watches her best friend run himself into the ground in order to build himself back up into the amazing sword master and hero he once was. Or the sense of awkwardness between them as Marco forgets simple facts about Star, or gets lost in his head over things that happened while he was away. Star will be constantly worried over whether Marco wants to go back to the other dimensions, back to being impressive and important once more. On the bright side, soon Marco would begin to grow used to his body and train it up to a decent level of strength so he can do all of the amazing stunts he used to do, including wielding the sword he kept from his travels. Cue most of the kids at his school getting ridiculous crushes on Marco with his intense and mature personality, his vast knowledge about cool tricks like Motorbike stunts and crazy sword wielding skills, and his rocking bod. Additionally, think about his amazing friendship with HP, who often pops into his dimension to simply chat, give moral support or help him train. (Maybe even a jealous Star in the background because did no one else pick up that flirtatious tone Marco and HP between one another? Those two have so much history)

The best thing about Blue Exorcist is that the True Cross Academy literally lets a demon that they CLEARLY don't trust be in charge of the entire school. Just like...they don't trust Mephisto at all yet they let him take care of the next gen of exorcists???? Who the hell let this flamboyant sinner take control???

Hey so is anyone gonna talk about the fact that most of the paladins (bar Keith with his dimensional trip on a whale) have been gone from earth for roughly 5 years, but it’s only been less than 2 for them. Their families have been mourning them for 5 whole years, imagining them dead or, more likely, imagining missing 5 years of their lives and their children returning as adults in their early 20s. Like it’s such a throwaway line when Lance sees his family, but when he tells the youngest ones that they’ve gotten so big, they respond with “you’re exactly the same”. It’s even more noticeable with the main Garrison cadets being fully grown adults trusted with being leading pilots in experimental crafts. What a shock it must have been for the Garrison to be expecting cadets like these only more hardened with experience to come home, men and women growing up in a galactic war, only to be met with the same young faces that left all those years ago. How hard would it have been to sit and discuss war council with the legendary Voltron, while looking into a fifteen year old girls face knowing you were sending her out to possibly die. I think about it a lot. And it’s horrifying. The next question is: who is gonna write the fic where the garrison is trying to prepare for the final battle, and has to simultaneously wrap their heads around the fact that they are sending kids to fight their war? The higher ups will dismiss them despite their reputation because they see them laughing and goofing off in spare time, only to confront them with reprimands to reveal that the paladins, particularly Lance, joke to stay positive in the face of the horrors they’ve met. (And it’s obvious that these kids may be young but they have gone through more than anyone can comprehend, as Pidge offers a plan based on the horrific night of going solo against Sendak in the Castle of Lions, or Hunk absently mentioning the hallucinations they experienced prior to earth via a monstorous being and how he was going to sacrifice himself, or even Lance letting slip that he LITERALLY DIED. What can you say to these horrors?)

I have decided I want a Marauders mini book series, a plethora of full color action-packed comic books, a tv series, and a movie… or two. And lots of wolfstar

But can you imagine

• Remus Lupin’s quiet and empty train compartment being bombarded into by two rambunctious boys named James Potter and SiriuslyFrickingHot Black and chubby Peter just slipping in and looking scared

• McGonagall’s eyeballs popping out of her head when Sirius almost breaks the Sorting Hat out of joy when he gets placed in Gryffindor

• Remus’s surprise when these boys accept him for who he is

• Mrs. Potter as the mom. Like no other mothers matter she is just always there. Always the soccer mom.

• The instant bonds of loyalty and friendship between the four boys and the late nights studying and researching how to illegally become an animagus for Remus’s benefit

• James standing up for his friends even when he isn’t needed because he just /needs/ to be looked at as some type of hero who waltzes in and saves the day because he is that annoying and loud and cocky best friend that accepts all the flaws if he loves you

• Peter surprising them all by helping James get Lily to go on a date with him because Peter just understands girls

• Sirius licking them all awake everyday an hour before their actual alarms go off so when they go back to sleep they only get like 15 more minutes of it.

• Remus giggling like a five year old girl when Sirius licks him awake

• Sirius ranting on dramatic monologues about the injustice of brussel sprouts and how they are stereotyped into automatic hatred by people who have never tried them before and other topics that seem just a bit silly but to Sirius the world is ending

• James Sirius and Peter sneaking into the kitchens to dump off loads of chocolate at the hospital wing after a transformation so when Remus wakes up he is in bliss

• The four marauders causing mayhem at the Potter’s during all different school holidays because their home is with each other and James is bloody rich and you just have to imagine that they all have their separate bedrooms but they end up dragging their mattresses into one room and chatting until who knows when

• Sirius ‘experimenting’ with how many times he can perform magic at home without getting expelled

• Sirius dragging them all to a Black family reunion because he is bored and he has to sit in a corner and be quiet and when they arrive they sit in the corner and be quiet with him

• James Sirius and (reluctantly) Peter playing hookie one day and Remus is like where are they and he gets out of his first class and they blindfold him and drag him to Hogsmeade because he refused to skip class earlier that day and the marauders would just /not be complete/ without you, Moony

• James and Sirius hiding sweets in their robes during class and getting detention later that day for ‘chewing on their clothing rather inappropriately’

• Remus and Peter pairing up to prank McGonagall and leaving James and Sirius with a detention because according to McGonagall ‘who else could have done it!?’ and not a clue as to the mischievous smiles on the two boy’s faces

• Lily getting tired of hearing the question ‘will you go out with me?’ And just resorting to saying 'no’ everytime she makes eye contact with James

• Sirius making a little book with Sirius/Serious puns

• Remus getting worked up and red in the face when someone insults musical theatre

• Sirius making a little book with werewolf puns

• Finding out that the reason Sirius’s hair was so long was because someone told him he looked like a girl so he never cut it and rocked the look completely

• Remus wearing dull colored sweaters that are fraying at the ends and jeans a that are just a little too short and they show off his wonderful Christmas socks that he wears year round because they are /comfortable/

• Sirius claiming every aspect of his life is punk rock

• James’s glasses fogging up in the winter and he just blindly bumps into people yelling SORRY MATE

• Sirius coming up with a nickname for McGonagall every week and using it during class and EVERYWHERE and James playing along like that has always been her name I have no idea why you are talking about

• Remus challenging them all to an eating contest the day of his transformation (so he is really hungry) and Peter miraculously winning and eating more than a fricking werewolf

• Graduation day of the marauders and McGonagall finding herself in tears because those boys were her /sons/ her horribly misbehaved and little genius /sons/ who are all grown up but not really because you can’t take the immaturity away from a marauder

• James and Lily getting a flat together and loving every minute of it

• James sneaking over to the flat that Sirius and Remus share to spend time with them. And Peter is there too of course but he still lives with his mom because he’s too poor but he comes over constantly to spend time with friends that have opened up his eyes to the big world around him

• You just know that Lily knew James snuck out to see his friends but she never said anything because she knew they were more like brothers than anything else

"If you talk shit about my fruitcake one more time, Jane, I WILL go Magical Mom on your ass."

okay hear me out

a magical girl anime

but with moms instead

You know it's true

Dipper and Mabel are going to be so fucking feral when they get back to their home. At first the thought was kind of funny - Mabel always tossing her grappling hook around or lugging around Waddles, and Dipper literally scrawling hundreds of symbols and runes onto his wall, just in case - but then it got sad really quick. Dipper being unable to go to sleep most nights, scared that Bill was going to find him at his most vulnerable. His parents having to adapt to the deep bags always lurking under his eyes and the way he would jump at any sudden movement. And his parents wouldn't get anything out of him most of the time, the boy so afraid that his parents might get caught up in the huge mess that was his and Mabel's summer; now their life. And sweet, kind, pacifist Mabel; who can now fight dirtier than the scum of the street. Although she hasn't outgrown her childish behaviour, she often lapses into solemn expressions and watches everyone closely; like something could happen at any moment. Like someone could hurt themselves or simply disappear. Their parents are confused and concerned when Mabel moves into Dipper's room - they had stopped sharing a room a few years ago - but Dipper can't sleep without knowing if Mabel's okay, or a comforting presence to wake up from his night terror's to, and Mabel can't wake up every morning to a zombie, rather than a brother. But Mr and Mrs Pines have raised those kids for twelve years, and they have always understood the two's needs, and have been more than prepared to be there for them, or to let them be. So they learn to make a bit more coffee in the morning, just in case Dipper has had a bad night. They learn to leave blankets out everywhere, in case one of the sleep-deprived twins crashes there for the night. They start to tread louder, so not to startle their kids, and they take to wearing the start bracelets, charms and symbols that their two kids all but force on them; anything for their kids to feel better, safer. And it begins to work. It takes months maybe years, but the family learns how to function. Grunkle Stan becomes a common part of their life, as well as the many other friends that the twins had made over their summer in Gravity Falls; Wendy and Soos stay for weekends whenever they can, and even Pacifica has visited once or twice, just to check up on them. So when Great-uncle Ford comes edging through the door, Mr and Mrs Pines just pulls out another chair and sets up another bed. They'll do anything to keep their babies safe, and if that means rolling with a few punches, their more than happy to do it.

Tower of God Ep 5 really Do Be Like

Khun: i don’t need friends everyone betrays you

*Rachel appears and Bam ignores everything to focus on her*

Khun: ..... >:( .......well that won’t do

*sits on Bam’s lap* *lays down on Bam’s lap* *literally fucking crowns him* *does everything he can to protect him* *tells him he wants to climb the tower with him even tho last episode he literally had a mental breakdown over trusting anyone ever*

Rak, standing by and watching all this unfold and pissed off since the boys are more focused on seducing each other than winning this fucking test: ....are you sure you don’t want a boyfriend?

I know this is super late but is there anything cuter than everyone in the party immediately trying to heal/buff Fjord up after he got all his health sucked away by the Freaky Demon Mosquito??? Everyone respects Fjord as the only party member with enough charisma to cover their bullshit, but they are so aware of his fleshy body and tennis wrists that they can’t help but try and frantically protect him whenever possible. Big mood is Caleb sadly attempting Mage Armour to give Fjord more AC and saying softly, “sorry big guy” :(((

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