Krei: You've Been Avoiding Me, Callaghan.

im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now

If you ever feel embarrassed about yourself, please know I was clearing out stuff from my phone today and I found an old alarm that I had once used for school titled, "FRICKITY FRACKLES TIME TO FUCK JENSEN ACKLES", and I am so glad I'm past that point in my life.

So I was watching Grey’s Anatomy when I came up with this really angsty thing.

When the explosion happens, Hiro is knocked back by the force and ends up injuring his head so badly that he needs immediate surgery.

After the surgery, he suffers from short term memory loss and his memory keeps relapsing after every 7 minutes.

He doesn’t know about Tadashi’s demise so he would demand everyone to tell him where Tadashi is. When they told him, he’d start crying and 7 minutes later his memory relapses so he takes on a blank look, snaps out of it after a few seconds and ask the same question again (and sometimes he’ll ask why he was crying.)

Eventually, everyone agrees to stop telling him about Tadashi’s death because Hiro has suffered too much and he didn’t deserve this. He needs some hope and support to recover from his condition, he needs to be happy. So if it meant lying about Tadashi’s death, then so be it.

So instead, whenever Hiro would ask: “Where’s Tadashi?”

They’d say as cheerfully as possible: “Tadashi is on his way, Hiro. He’s just getting treated for some cuts and bruises.”

Or sometimes Fred or GoGo would say:“ He’s outside. I’ll go get him!” before leaving and coming back after seven minutes.

Hiro would smile in relief, be cheerful and hopeful. Even return to being his cocky self as he impatiently waited for Tadashi, often remarking with a snort: “Seriously, did that nerd get lost in the hospital or something?” And then seven minutes would pass.

Hiro would ask the same question again. “Where’s Tadashi?”

And everyone would smile and reply: “He’s on his way, Hiro.”

Class-A? More like Class-Gay (I'm sorry this is so long)

Izuku: This poor boy is so head over heels for boys and girls it's almost ridiculous. To him it's terrifying to talk to girls cause they're just so...,,,.nice? So sweet and pretty and it's so intimidating to look them in the eyes when they smile like that!! He has it easier with boys as the few friends he had when he was younger were guys, and thus he at least knows how to kind of talk to them. But guys are just so cool??? They are so strong and leave him flabbergasted and flustered every time they say something nice to him. Just save this bi boy before he has a heart attack. Uraraka: Hell yeah this girl will date any gender. She has a preference for girls as they're adorable and she loves holding soft hands and playing with long hair, but she also loves m a n l y s t u f f. She love them all and she loves that she does. Iida: The boy isn't too interested in relationships in all truth. He has some people that he has crushes on, but in truth while he may find girls and boys attractive, he's pretty sure he's asexual and is perfectly happy with that. It doesn't mean he doesn't want a relationship, but he has no desire to engage in intimate physical stuff. Todoroki: This boy is..,..,.so gay?? Like the thought of females rarely crosses his mind he's that gay. He never really questioned his preferences due to his repressing childhood, but he may or may not have a gay awakening at some point (I don't make the rules but Izuku fucking shook Todoroki to his core and the boy was so impressed by this intense and crazy boy that he just went......'oh no he's too hot') Bakugou: He will deny liking anyone. He fucking hates people why would ever have a crush that's dumb you're dumb. But seriously this boy is demi as hell because it takes a lot of effort for him to even tolerate a person, and that's only partially because he has no feelings except anger in general. Good luck with this one if he ever does like you. Kirishima: Only the MANLIEST of men can like both genders. Honestly everyone had him penned as gay as anything because of how much he rants about loving manly things, but he does like girls, they're so soft but so strong to him, but he just prefers guys. Cause. You know. They're so MANLY. Kaminari: This smooth criminal is pan and will crack every joke under the sun just to remind you. He's more lowkey about being poly, but he just has so much love that it can't be contained to just one person according to him. People are just so cool and hot and he loves so many people God give this boy some love. Ashido: She comes off straight when you first meet her due to her insistent flirting, but that's just her personality. She, in fact, loves girls. Would die for girls. They're amazing and she's so in love. Sero: He is the token heterosexual of his friend group he swears. He deals with so much gay on his life and he's just happy to sit there and be straight as fuck. Let him rest please. Tsuyu: She gay. A happy gay frog. She loves all types of girls and she will tell anyone who listens straight up. She's so gay please love the smol gay frog. Jirou: Honestly prefers girls, but she's been known to date some guys here and there. Honesty announced her presence in each room with "here, queer and ready to leer" with the most deadpan face. Momo: If you can get it out of the shy lass she'll tell you that she loves girls, but she's still uncertain as to what extend that love is. Thinks she might be on the ace spectrum. Still questioning the sweet girl. Kouda: The good boy is aromantic. He's happy with his friendships and desires nothing more. Aoyama: He's the flamboyant gay and proud of it. Could you not tell by looking at him? Ojiro: A calm heterosexual in a sea of crazy gay. Happily hetero. Hagakure: Another heterosexual who delights in the chaotic gayness of her classmates. Tries to set everyone up and thrives on the drama. Shouji: Real quiet when comes to talks about sexuality, but eventually reveals his demisexuality directed only to boys. He's not a huge fusser of sexuality honestly. Tokoyami: A gay birb. He loves the boys. Strong boys especially. He so loves boys. Satou: Yet another heterosexual who shakes his head at the crazy gay shenanigans around him. He supports his friends tho and loves to help set them up with their preferred gender. Mineta: His crusty ass is straight how could you not know this by now???

I feel so soft every time Brennan tells someone in battle that it’s there go and he’s so excited when he shouts “[character name], it’s your turn baby!”

i would die for u mr Brennan sir please call me ur baby in that fun peppy way you do I need the serotonin

Let’s be honest, that relationship had to have been on the rocks for a while

That moment when...

you're casually reading some gay smut online in your grandparents house as they amble on by.

With 20biteen kicking off, it’s time to remember one of the original bisexual icons that made us realise we were queer growing up. Li Syaoran was peak bisexual dumbass and a blessing upon us all. Not only did he fall hard and not know what to do with Yukito, there was that glorious time where he hadn’t realised he liked Sakura and this spent at least half of the series at his peak Bisexual Panic Mode. Such features included: blushing every time he looked at either of them, listening to voice mails of Sakura, being unable to speak whenever either complimented him, and his Special Move, Run Away As Soon As Things Get Bi. And in the background Touya is mentally preparing the skin the dumbass kid who is crushing on his love and his little sister respectively, while Tomoyo encourages more havoc and laughs maniacally to herself as she films it.

Okay but like the HxH movies are so much unnecessarily gayer than even the tv show. One of the first scenes in Phantom Rogue is Killua staring adoringly into Gon's sleeping face, after which they start arguing like a married couple. Then you've got Leorio fussing over Kurapika and never letting him out of his sight, That Scene everyone knows where Gon is splayed over Killua's lap after getting knocked off their feet (they got knocked into each other a suspiciously large amount of times in that one fight), as well as Killua holding Gon's hand to lead him to the mansion, despite Kurapika walking unassisted behind them (Killua is so thirsty for skin contact but doesn't wanna say it in actual meaningful hugs). And the worst contender of all: Killua literally acting like a jealous boyfriend as soon as he met Retz. He was so threatened by her when he thought she was a guy, but not so much when she was a girl???? He must think Gon is like exclusively gay if he's only worried about him being taken by another guy (despite Gon being a powerful pansexual icon). Please watch the HxH movies. You will not regret it.

Moments of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 (MAY HAVE SPOILERS)

-Drax's infectious laughter through the whole movie. -Additionally Drax's continuous ineptitude for social interaction, especially with Mantis. -Gamora truly becoming Space Mum and suffering the whole time. -The entire family dynamics within the team and the fact romance was vaguely alluded to, but wasn't more important over family unlike most other hero movies. -Kraglin being the Best Boy!!! The purest character in the movie who deserves only good. -Groot being brilliant comedic relief, but ultimately also being a 3D character who pulls through in the end. -More trAGIC BACKSTORY FOR ALL!! -Nebula having the best redemption arc and the saddest reasoning behind it all. -#Let Gamora and Nebula hug more 2k17. -Also someone give Rocket more hugs because he suffers too much. Real revelation of his character and his scene with Yondu fuCK!! -Yondu = true dad and hero of the movie. -FUCK EGO AND HIS STUPID FUCKING ASS HE CAN BURN IN HELL FOR WHAT HE DID TO PETER!! -Movie should be renamed "The Incredibly Shitty and Horrendous Time in Peter Quill's Life". Let him rest. -The unabashed hints and references dropped. Every five seconds they references someone and it was amazing. -The soundtrack once more! -The reference they did to the first movie where Groot freezes while dancing when Drax sees him. -Groot. That's it. He was amazing. -Mantis and Drax's incredibly weird but endearing platonic relationship that I hope stays platonic forever because it's too good. -Someone must tell Mantis she's beautiful every day this girl needs it. -Teach Mantis to smile and love herself !!! -Big Sister Gamora must take Mantis under her wing and teach her not to take shit from anyone. -Dad Peter at the end with Groot. Takes after his dad Yondu. Next he'll threaten to eat Groot. -The inappropriately times jokes. There's so much more good parts to this movie but I've rambled on too long already. It must be watched!!