Let’s Be Honest, That Relationship Had To Have Been On The Rocks For A While

With all the amazing hype about Lup being trans (bless you Griffin), I've seen a few people question what Lup's birth name was prior to her transition. The only way I want to ever know that information is through a scene where Lup and Taako grab every offending piece of evidence with her old name on it, any other objects that tied her to her unfortunate birth as a male that makes her uncomfortable, as well as a giant sign with her old name on it and just set it all ablaze. Like the only way I wanna know about the name Lup left behind when she truly became who she was is in a giant bonfire as the twins dance around shouting her true name and setting off magic missiles that spell out her name in giant glittering letters in the night sky. That is all I want out of that scenario.

if big hero 6 had a gag reel

Hiro: Tadashi is gone! *he slams his fist so hard on Baymax he pops a hole on his chest* ...T-that wasn't supposed to happen...

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Tadashi: Someone has to help! *runs but trips on the first few steps* D-darn, and I looked kinda cool running off like that...

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Fred: ...D-Dad? *loud fart noise*

Stan: ...*gets up and leaves the set without saying a word*

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Fred: Welcome to mi casa! That's Spanish for my house! Oh wait, was I supposed to get that wrong...?

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Tadashi: I'm not giving up on you. *grabs Hiro by the legs and tries to lift him but accidentally bumps his head on the floor and then on the bedpost*

Hiro: Times like this I wish I was the older brother in this movie so I can do that to you too.

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Yokai: *when confronting Krei, his mask won't lift up* H-hey, I think this thing is stuck--h-help? I think we got a real setback here!

Krei: *mutters to someone offscreen* He doesn't know I tampered with his mask, don't tell him.

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Gogo: *runs Wasabi's car directly in the path of the camera*

Director: ...There goes a hundred thousand dollars off my paycheck again.

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Wasabi: We can't go up against that guy! We're--ummm--

Gogo: How hard is it to forget one word? Nerd!

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Yokai: *after a montage of him tripping off of his platform of microbots countless of times* I am getting too old for this...

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Baymax: *while Fred is singing Fred's Angels, he starts beatboxing*

Hiro: Okay, I didn't teach you that... *looks at everyone*

Everyone: *bursts into laughter*

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Gogo: *throws her disc, it hits the camera instead*

Director: Goddamn it, not again!

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Hiro: *falls off the moped as they were getting away from Yama*

Yama: *helps Hiro up* Whoa, that was one heck of a fall--you okay?

Hiro: ...are we filming Tadashi's death scene yet? *is dazed*

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Aunt Cass: Are you two okay?

Hiro and Tadashi: Yes, Auntie.

Aunt Cass: *pinches both their ears* Then what the f--- were you thinking--

Hiro: You can't swear in a Disney movie, Auntie.

Tadashi: See? He told her.

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Hiro: *throws Mochi up the stairs, glass breaking and other things breaking are heard*

Baymax: You missed, Hiro.

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Callaghan: I want my daughter back.

Krei: *on the side, making faces as he mimics Cal*

Callaghan: *looks at him, covers his face with microbots, and then chuckles about it* Not this time, Krei.

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Cass: Stress eating! *chokes on donut* G-great, that's more stress that I don't need--cut! Cut!

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Baymax: *in the middle of their fight with Yokai at Krei Tech* L-low batteryyyyyyy--

Yokai: Uh-oh, someone didn't charge their nursebot before filming...

Hiro: Could you not.

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Fred: School mascot by day, but by night-- *flips around, accidentally lets go of his sign and it flies into the camera, destroying it*

Director: GOD CAN WE NOT DO THIS AGAIN?

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Tadashi: Hiro-- *signals for him to follow him to his lab, but forgets to open door and hits it facefirst*

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Honey: *on the side, applying makeup to Baymax's face*

Baymax: I fail to see how makeup will make me a better healthcare companion.

Honey: Don't resist it; it brings out the roundness in your face.

Hiro: You know that'll all be ruined once we get to the fight scenes, right?

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Baymax: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain? *displays Hiro's internet history on his chest rather than the chart* Oh no...

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Callaghan: But you should know that Mr. Krei has cut corners and ignore sound science--

Krei: *on the side, mimicking Cal's words while making a face*

Callaghan: *makes a bewildered face at him*

Krei: Oh, I thought we weren't filming.

Hiro: Why do these two have a higher paycheck than I do again?

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Tadashi: Someone has to help!

*before he could run in, a sudden storm suddenly rages down on the entire set*

Hiro: I guess you're not gonna die today, huh, bro?

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Baymax: Tadashi is here. *points to Tadashi on the director's chair; everyone laughs*

Hiro: *laughs into the camera* And you thought we would kill him off, did you?

(via nashole)

I have decided I want a Marauders mini book series, a plethora of full color action-packed comic books, a tv series, and a movie… or two. And lots of wolfstar

But can you imagine

• Remus Lupin’s quiet and empty train compartment being bombarded into by two rambunctious boys named James Potter and SiriuslyFrickingHot Black and chubby Peter just slipping in and looking scared

• McGonagall’s eyeballs popping out of her head when Sirius almost breaks the Sorting Hat out of joy when he gets placed in Gryffindor

• Remus’s surprise when these boys accept him for who he is

• Mrs. Potter as the mom. Like no other mothers matter she is just always there. Always the soccer mom.

• The instant bonds of loyalty and friendship between the four boys and the late nights studying and researching how to illegally become an animagus for Remus’s benefit

• James standing up for his friends even when he isn’t needed because he just /needs/ to be looked at as some type of hero who waltzes in and saves the day because he is that annoying and loud and cocky best friend that accepts all the flaws if he loves you

• Peter surprising them all by helping James get Lily to go on a date with him because Peter just understands girls

• Sirius licking them all awake everyday an hour before their actual alarms go off so when they go back to sleep they only get like 15 more minutes of it.

• Remus giggling like a five year old girl when Sirius licks him awake

• Sirius ranting on dramatic monologues about the injustice of brussel sprouts and how they are stereotyped into automatic hatred by people who have never tried them before and other topics that seem just a bit silly but to Sirius the world is ending

• James Sirius and Peter sneaking into the kitchens to dump off loads of chocolate at the hospital wing after a transformation so when Remus wakes up he is in bliss

• The four marauders causing mayhem at the Potter’s during all different school holidays because their home is with each other and James is bloody rich and you just have to imagine that they all have their separate bedrooms but they end up dragging their mattresses into one room and chatting until who knows when

• Sirius ‘experimenting’ with how many times he can perform magic at home without getting expelled

• Sirius dragging them all to a Black family reunion because he is bored and he has to sit in a corner and be quiet and when they arrive they sit in the corner and be quiet with him

• James Sirius and (reluctantly) Peter playing hookie one day and Remus is like where are they and he gets out of his first class and they blindfold him and drag him to Hogsmeade because he refused to skip class earlier that day and the marauders would just /not be complete/ without you, Moony

• James and Sirius hiding sweets in their robes during class and getting detention later that day for ‘chewing on their clothing rather inappropriately’

• Remus and Peter pairing up to prank McGonagall and leaving James and Sirius with a detention because according to McGonagall ‘who else could have done it!?’ and not a clue as to the mischievous smiles on the two boy’s faces

• Lily getting tired of hearing the question ‘will you go out with me?’ And just resorting to saying 'no’ everytime she makes eye contact with James

• Sirius making a little book with Sirius/Serious puns

• Remus getting worked up and red in the face when someone insults musical theatre

• Sirius making a little book with werewolf puns

• Finding out that the reason Sirius’s hair was so long was because someone told him he looked like a girl so he never cut it and rocked the look completely

• Remus wearing dull colored sweaters that are fraying at the ends and jeans a that are just a little too short and they show off his wonderful Christmas socks that he wears year round because they are /comfortable/

• Sirius claiming every aspect of his life is punk rock

• James’s glasses fogging up in the winter and he just blindly bumps into people yelling SORRY MATE

• Sirius coming up with a nickname for McGonagall every week and using it during class and EVERYWHERE and James playing along like that has always been her name I have no idea why you are talking about

• Remus challenging them all to an eating contest the day of his transformation (so he is really hungry) and Peter miraculously winning and eating more than a fricking werewolf

• Graduation day of the marauders and McGonagall finding herself in tears because those boys were her /sons/ her horribly misbehaved and little genius /sons/ who are all grown up but not really because you can’t take the immaturity away from a marauder

• James and Lily getting a flat together and loving every minute of it

• James sneaking over to the flat that Sirius and Remus share to spend time with them. And Peter is there too of course but he still lives with his mom because he’s too poor but he comes over constantly to spend time with friends that have opened up his eyes to the big world around him

• You just know that Lily knew James snuck out to see his friends but she never said anything because she knew they were more like brothers than anything else

Dororo (2019) aka YOU GET MAMA ISSUES, YOU GET MAMA ISSUES, NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE TRAUMA OF MAMAS

What it's like starting WtNV

Episode 1: what the-? What's going on? Why is there no weather it's just music!! I'm so confused. Cecil's voice is so nice tho...aw he has a crush so cute. I hope he can talk to this Carlos. A few episodes later: WHY ARE ALL THE INTERNS DYING THEY DIDNT DESERVE IT!!! Why is everyone so calm about this huge ass cloud that drops dead animals everywhere??? Why are so many things not real? Why is there no weather??? Will Cecil ever talk to Carlos where we can hear?? Now: ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD!! Fuck yeah I wonder what weather is coming up today? What's the death toll in this episode? 20? Nice that's less than usual. Carlos and Cecil are perfect and I would fight anyone who disrespects a single one of these characters! I have no idea what happened the past few weeks but it was fucking wild...

Them: Sinbad is my pure cinnamon roll! He’s so gorgeous, and an amazing king! He’s too precious for this world!

Me, an intellectual: Sinbad is 100% aware of his good looks and leadership abilities, and is cunning enough to utilise them to meet his end goals. Despite his goofy behaviour, he is more than capable of using brute force and scare tactics to win with barely any resistance.

Sinbad is not a pure person, let alone a truly lawful man. He is the summary of chaotic good, and often to the extent of chaotic neutral, and is one of the most terrifying characters in Magi for his ability to win everyone’s heart and get his way while always being labelled “the good guy”.

Alright, so I had to instantly make a continuation of my mildly angsty sword fighter au post on what would happen to Marco after being reverted back to his young self. First of all, this kid is LITERALLY 30 YEARS OLD MENTALLY!! He remembers every single moment he spent away from earth's dimension, so it's canon that Marco is mentally and probably emotionally a hell of a lot older than all of his current friends. Talking to people just a few years younger than you is hard enough as you both struggle to relate, so imagine the struggle Marco is going to go through as he tries to interact with people who he hazily remembers were his friends. 16 years have passed since he last saw Janna, Jackie and even Star; his relationships with them are going to be vastly different to what they were before. Would Marco even be interested in Jackie anymore after spending 16 years away from her??? He's mentally 30, liking someone that you will be so weird to him, and he's probably long since grown out of his school kid crush. That lack of romantic affection will be jarring to Jackie, as to her she's just started developing a tentative romantic relationship with Marco, whose now just not interested. Furthermorw, this Marco is going to lose his A+ streak at school as he cant even remember covering any of the topics at school. He's going to forget people's birthdays, their interests and even his own old ones. This Marco will be a stranger; a mature and serious kid that lacks any of Marco's old dorky charm as he's long since outgrown his social awkwardness. Don't even get me started on how Star will suffer as she watches her best friend run himself into the ground in order to build himself back up into the amazing sword master and hero he once was. Or the sense of awkwardness between them as Marco forgets simple facts about Star, or gets lost in his head over things that happened while he was away. Star will be constantly worried over whether Marco wants to go back to the other dimensions, back to being impressive and important once more. On the bright side, soon Marco would begin to grow used to his body and train it up to a decent level of strength so he can do all of the amazing stunts he used to do, including wielding the sword he kept from his travels. Cue most of the kids at his school getting ridiculous crushes on Marco with his intense and mature personality, his vast knowledge about cool tricks like Motorbike stunts and crazy sword wielding skills, and his rocking bod. Additionally, think about his amazing friendship with HP, who often pops into his dimension to simply chat, give moral support or help him train. (Maybe even a jealous Star in the background because did no one else pick up that flirtatious tone Marco and HP between one another? Those two have so much history)

*Janai and Amaya, swinging broad swords, surrounded by lava and bare-knuckled fighting*

Me: hnnng me big gay

For a second I thought this was real life and got really excited and confused at the same time.

when you hate someone but they’re still really cute