Pirate Jokes

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

pemdas and her wives… FISH YURI!!!!

i really really like them

BOOST AGAIN

HEY WITCHES WHO HAVE TO HIDE YOUR PRACTICE

HEY

Neat trick: hide spells in origami. Seriously.

I once saw something on reddit where someone said they wrote sigils in their origami. You can even go for writing intentions on the inside. Bonus if you either write in a color associated with the intention or make your paper a color that fits. If you wanted you could even fold an animal or object that fits.

If you really want to go further, you can even put herbs, spices, and/or salt on the inside. Though I do want to say one thing, and that’s you have to pick something to fold that will keep the items inside well.

Here is an origami crane I made for a health spell. Inside I wrote a sigil and put some salt and herbs. Since I can’t go out and get much what I did is just use stuff I had in my spice cabinet.

Works well for anyone! Best part of origami is that you don’t even need special paper. It’s not that hard to cut or fold a sheet into the correct dimensions!

really wanted to draw miss piggy all of a sudden so i did. also kermit's there i guess

[image description: a lineless drawing of miss piggy and kermit from the muppets. kermit is wearing a hawaiian shirt and applying sunscreen to himself, and miss piggy is wearing a red swimsuit and saying "to me, beach body is about having the most body on the beach... which i certainly do!" end id]

Little bit of Angst from some stuff in an rp I’m in.

The song lyrics are from KTs Official Guide To Coolness by Ferry

The two OC’s are Omega, who is by @emilysramblings and Cyclone who is by me. Then of course there is Tartar from Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion. Story explained below.

Cyclone is an octoling from the domes- but specifically from somewhere really far beneath the surface with some more extreme beliefs. After he escaped to the surface, he hid as much as he could of his prior identity.

That is until someone exposed him. Fearing someone would find him, he hid somewhere nobody would want to go: the deepsea metro. This went about as well as anyone would expect, and Cyclone is forced to become a super soldier to serve Tartar’s needs.

Omega on the other hand knows nothing outside the metro. It’s not even that she fell down there, she was raised down there. It’s all she’s ever known. Due to what she endured at a young age, she has a very fragmented sense of self. Most of her parts are fully loyal to the metro, but one in particular sees more.

When that part meets Cyclone, she offers him a chance to get back out. Due to the metro’s brainwashing, he struggled to know if she could be trusted. However, he ended up taking the offer and fighting with what little will he had out to the surface.

Cyclone hopes one day he can save her

Omega has accepted that she would never be able to live on the surface

This will never NOT be funny

freak behavior compilation

Agent 8 no longer octoling

hope every trans man with a name like Kai or Alex gets to beat the shit out of anyone who uses their name just to shit on trans people, you deserve it honestly