Violets Are Red

Singed arcane moment

now say it with me: authors/artists dont owe you moral purity. an author/artist job is not to hold you by the hand & tell you exactly what is Good™ & what is Bad™. you should be able to think for yourself

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

Trying to hold my laughter in chemistry

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

Low quality Doki Doki Literature Club doodle mostly from memory

I like this game

I was gonna add just the possum one but I felt the other two were necessary

my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”

bro

bro it means monkey bars 

Turtwig is so based

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.