Turtwig Is So Based

Hatsune Miku Half-Life Mod

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croque_monsieur

Is the hat man making you upset? Did you try telling him off like we said?

Sighh...

The Aftons be like

Also Jason Bourne I guess

died and came back tired. died and came back exhausted. died and came back with manic energy. died and came back with malingering unease. died and came back twitchy. so many possibilities

He's my precious little boy, the star of my life, my own OC based around boxing announcers and cool guys on television who'd murder you for viewer retention, Mike

His full name is Mike R. Phone by the way

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

Ugh, I'm such an archetype

The other day I was thinking about all my fandoms and realized

Guys I'm happy to say my gender is officially goofball.

Tag all your goofball friends :D