Wait but who here in Spain charging 27$ for an assasination?
Asking fro a friend of course
So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…
You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.
It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?
I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.
((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croque_monsieur
The post is funny as it is, the tags make it golden honestly
Balatro would be a restricted 18+ game in Gotham. Not for gambling though.
I was gonna add just the possum one but I felt the other two were necessary
Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house
Peter: thank you, but I can’t
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant
I know I'm strong, and I know I can handle anything that's thrown at me, but FUCK dude. why are people throwing things at me
Today I nutted in girlfriend, today was a good day.
Newgrounds: https://sullyguille.newgrounds.com/(that's where most of the good stuff is)He/him btw
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