Guys. Im Watching Mha For The First Time. Froppy.. Literally The Cutest

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

Violets are Red

Roses are Blue

Wait that was wrong

I gotta redo

I was gonna add just the possum one but I felt the other two were necessary

thinking about a hyperfixation feels like this

perfect headline. no notes

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Hatsune Miku Half-Life Mod