Lancelot Was Always Really Nice And Good When It Came To Knowing Merlin Had Magic But You Can Fucking

“humanity is inherently selfish and bad” bbbrrrghuhjfkg. humanity is seeing a stranger’s grocery bag break open on the sidewalk and harvesting fruits and veggies from the branch-like cracks of the asphalt for them, just because you can. humanity is helping a lost child find their mother on a crowded beach, looking for the ladybug-patterned parasol with their hummingbird-small hand in yours. it’s an elder’s fingers wrapped around your arm as you help them up the stairs because the elevator is broken, and feeling like you’re doing exactly what you’re supposed to be doing, like this is what you would’ve been doing had you been alive centuries or even millennia ago. there will always be a heavily pregnant woman who will smile at your when you give up your seat, a nice blind man in the fruit aisle who will ask you to please pick the riper plantain for him, a tired cashier whose face will light up when you compliment their tattoo sleeve. humanity is connection

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twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

Mr. Padfoot would like to inform Minnie that she is telling a whole bunch of radish crap.

Mr. Wormtail is wondering if Minnie hasn't hit her head.

Mr. Moony is asking Minnie if she enjoys insulting them like that.

Mr. Prongs would like Minnie to know that he is laughing at her silly joke.

When you overhear the bridesmaid and the waiter talking shit from the back row

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Lyra had lied to Iofur Raknison with her words; her mother was lying with her whole life. The Amber Spyglass, Chapter 30: The Clouded Mountain (x.)

HIS DARK MATERIALS (2019—2022) 1.07 The Fight to the Death | 3.07 The Clouded Mountain

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How do you protect yourself from being stalked online by your parents?

I often get messages from teens living with their abusive parents telling me about how terrifying it is for them to even look at my blog in case their parent finds out. I was a teenager before social networking on the internet. Honestly, when I was a teenager there was barely an internet yet. So, I don’t know how people protect themselves but I feel like probably there are ways. If you know please do share! A lot of people would find it helpful.

Goddamn. Okay

Hogwarts’ students were about to face the worst test of their lives so their professor invited Auror Harry Potter to talk about his adventures. The Q&A went out of the professor’s control, though x)

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