I Am Going To Hell For Laughing

아쉬우니 이것도 올려봅니다. 망했지만요…

I really want his musical performance. -2018.11.23

I know in the deep of my heart that Zoro need answers from his cook. I hope Oda make them have a talk. ;w;

Of OWLS and NEWTS

- Contrary to popular belief, there were students who liked the dour Potions Professor of Hogwarts.

- Most of those students only came to the conclusion they liked their professor during the latter part of their education. 

- The OWL students heard rumors of Snape’s slightly different attitude come handling the sixth and seventh years. It wasn’t common for the sixth years to request a pinch or slap after classes from their classmates to convince themselves they weren’t entirely dreaming of hallucinating.

- Snape wasn’t suddenly sunshines and rainbows on his sixth years, it was more like having an actual potions master demonstrate the techniques to his apprentice. These were the days they remembered that Severus Snape WAS a Potions Master, not just a licensed brewer or a mildly competent potions professor. 

- There were occasions that he makes mistakes and the students will stop what they were doing before getting back to work. Mistakes are lessons to be learned and even the best Potioneers drop jars of Lacewing flies sometimes.

- They sometimes get to watch him brew and anyone who watched him could swear that there was a musical accompaniment and that brewing was a dance Severus Snape has perfected through the years.

- He was harsher on their mistakes. He coaxes an answer from them rather than spoon-feeding them the information.

- The NEWT students focus on individual projects but they still had to brew difficult potions from time to time. His wrath is rarely seen, in its place is the snark doubling as if to compensate. 

- Severus Snape cursing was a treat for the seventh years. 

- The number of students passing their potions NEWT was the highest in Hogwarts history during Snape’s tenure. 

- The NEWT and OWL students laugh at the lower years. It wasn’t that Snape couldn’t reduce them to tears anymore but more like Snape helped them have some thick skin. They have the knowledge that whatever thing comes out of the professor’s mouth just needed to come out or else he’d skin them alive.

- Most of what comes out is surprisingly funny.

- They don’t warn new students about what to expect. Call it a right of a passage. 

- Seeing Snape with his hair tied back was distracting and also a guarded secret of the OWL and NEWT students.

- His recommendation letter for students applying for apprenticeship is a mere formality. Most Masters and Apothecaries accept students from Hogwarts as long as they survived Snape’s NEWT class.

- They didn’t have to like their professor, but he really was a great Potions Master. 

- His OWL and NEWT classes still hated his guts but they had a certain respect from him that wasn’t there during their younger years.

- Years later, most would recall potions class and shake their head, chuckling at why they were frightened to begin with.

Hellooo! 

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Modern AU where Zoro is the barista and gets tortured by customer service

The “lick the gun” was a reference to the video:

Marshawn Lynch and Rob Gronkowski Play “Mortal Kombat X” With Conan O'Brien.

I recommend you guys to watch that video, it’s very amusing!

While playing Mortal Kombat X with Cassie making her victory, Conan and Marsh kept saying “lick the gun, lick the gun, lick the gun” when she held out her pistol. By the time she blew the smoke instead the guys were disappointed as hell it was hilarious.

Thought it would be funny to have perverted Erron wishing something that he couldn’t have too. The idiot doesn’t learn does he? :P

Sentence mixing is fun!

Warning: Baddie Language.

How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla