The “lick the gun” was a reference to the video:
Marshawn Lynch and Rob Gronkowski Play “Mortal Kombat X” With Conan O'Brien.
I recommend you guys to watch that video, it’s very amusing!
While playing Mortal Kombat X with Cassie making her victory, Conan and Marsh kept saying “lick the gun, lick the gun, lick the gun” when she held out her pistol. By the time she blew the smoke instead the guys were disappointed as hell it was hilarious.
Thought it would be funny to have perverted Erron wishing something that he couldn’t have too. The idiot doesn’t learn does he? :P
Sentence mixing is fun!
Warning: Baddie Language.
snaters: if neville was the chosen one, snape would still be a d-
me: well if you wanna play the hypotheticals game, if the marauders didn't bully snape at every chance he might have not become a death eater in the first place
snaters:
I trully believe that when He Tian stayed over at Mo's place for New Year, he ended up accidentally finding his jacket in Mo's bedroom. And ohhhhh the reactions haha!
I imagine Mo would’ve snatched it back from a smug He Tian with a hissed, “Shut up, I didn’t have anywhere else to put it, asshole,” and He Tian would’ve looked at him amusedly and said, “Oh, you want to keep it? By all means.”
Dear Neil Gaiman
Thank you for a really wonderful second season believe me when I say any of my imagination could meke this so beautiful as you did, thank you for giving me joy and broke my heart in this season, I hope for the thirt to be like this one and give me the emotion as the first time.
Sincerely thank you.
Leelah Alcorn’s blog was deleted and posts about her are being removed. Don’t stop spreading this. Reblog everything you can, post everything you can.
These are her pictures
here are some of her drawings
this is her note
Don’t let this die.
Not this.
i always joke with my friends that the malfoy family is matriarchal, partly because i, personally, would let narcissa boss me around in a heartbeat, but also because i actually think there’s a solid canon backing that she’s like. the Head Bitch of the family. especially later on in the series. (it’s also why i think reading lucius as abusive is a misreading of their relationship, but whatever.)
just in general, i will never understand the reading that she’s meek or timid. we see so little of her character but with what we do see, she defies voldemort twice (lying about harry and going to severus for help), doesn’t shy away from standing up for herself/her family, seemingly holds the family together when lucius has his fall from grace, is not the least bit scared of her sister, and is more than willing to throw hands with her son’s rivals in public. to me, she’s very much lucius’ equal, even if she isn’t a sadist like her husband or sister (and i suppose there’s not a whole lot of canon material on that either way, so you can’t say for sure what she is). her capacity for compassion does not automatically make her kind, nor weak, especially since her compassion does not seem to extend past her family.
personally, narcissa gives me a lot of lady macbeth vibes. particularly the whole ‘look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.’ (‘s also why i think she’s aptly named—daffodils are pretty and poisonous.) but back to my point:
the example of narcissa’s authority pre-everything going to shit is obviously this:
which is easily passable as an insignificant win in a family discussion, but then
you’ve got
stuff like
this
i haven’t read the books in a couple of years, so these examples are just the ones i can pluck from the top of my head, but i think it’s very interesting that narcissa is generally the one who defends the family, who lucius and draco turn to for guidance, and who is also just. the only malfoy the other death eaters seem to really respect (dh era).
there’s also the matter of movie canon, which i’m pretty eh with, but i do prefer the malfoy family ending in the films to the one in the books. and the fact that it’s narcissa who instigates it—who gets draco to come to them after he’s ignored lucius’ call, who walks away and calls for lucius to follow (and then he does)—is a nice representation of the authority she has in the books, i think. and then there’s also this:
which i could wax poetic on for hours, but it’d mostly just be shippy ramblings.
anyway. tl;dr: the timid, meek narcissa you sometimes see in fanon is ridiculous.
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Cotton the cat was alone on the streets, starving, disease-ridden and close to death. His eyes were scabbed over with mange and he was being eaten alive by mites, finding any kind of food without the use of his eyes was next to impossible. But then his guardian angel arrived.
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