Jekyll: I love dogs who are obsessed with licking people. "This human is pleasing to me, I have to put my tongue on it".
Hyde: Dogs treat us like we treat cool rocks.
Jekyll: Your relationship to rocks is apparently very different than mine.
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tommy: HELP! I TOLD PHIL I'D COOK TONIGHT BUT I CANT COOK FOR SHIT.
ranboo, pouring the milk into the cereal box: dont worry, my friend.
ranboo: you've come to the right person.
Void Stiles: I think I'm getting better at this. I didn't even stab him.
Kira: And we are so proud of you. No-stabbing Wednesdays, new tradition.
cicero: you’re… still alive. cicero respects the listener’s abilities of course, but could you at least slow down a bit? im not what i used to b-
the listener: cicero im trying to sneak through the dawnstar sanctuary so i can kill/spare you but im dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the sanctuary guardians
cicero:
cicero: please kill me
tommy : what happened to bros before hoes
tubbo : but it’s ranboo ~
tommy : …fair enough, have a nice day
ranboo : d-did you just
ranboo : did you just call me a h o e
/rp
Stiles: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Derek: This is the most threatening way, I’ve ever been cheered up.
2003 Donnie: Fuck this *strategically runs away*
2012 Donnie: FUCK IT ALL *shoots the Shredder four times*
Rise!Donnie: FUCK YEAH! *runs toward the Shredder with a full-on nuke*
dragonborn: entering the dawnstar sanctuary at 3 am
cicero: wide awake, standing beside the night mother’s coffin, turning around only to make direct eye contact with the listener
dragonborn: sighing does this clown ever fucking sleep
Stiles: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.