Based Off This Bit

i can believe that doctor doom would be psychosexually obsessed with pedro pascal's reed.

A family can be a genius musician, her irresponsible time-traveling son, a human cannonball, a pizza delivery guy, a ventriloquist and his cranky wife, a fashionista, an artist, a train conductor and her husband who does crossfit, a retired science teacher and his retired supergenius wife, the mafia but with an orchestra of frogs, a sentient robot, the butler, two twins whose relation to you are a mystery, a dog that needs better vision insurance, a T-Rex, a homeless ex-villain, and Tom Selleck

that’s the way of the roma. it’s our lot.

“Behind that steel mask, there’s a very handsome guy. Okay, he’s a good looking guy. But there’s one thing wrong with him. He’s got a scratch on his chin. And he’s frustrated; he knows he’s extremely handsome. He knows he’s got the scratch on his chin, but you haven’t.

He doesn’t realize his own anger and frustration is mounting. He’s not a bad guy, as you saw in the Fantastic Four. He’d give the Fantastic Four a wonderful meal… before he’d kill them. Doctor Doom isn’t all bad. And he’s got a lot of class, he’s got a lot of culture. Doctor Doom is a college man, he’s a knowledgeable man. 

I can tell you that the gangsters in my own section lived very short lives, not because they were villains or different from anybody else, but because they wanted that $200 suit a little faster than the average guy. And they were willing to do things that would put them in jeopardy and put everyone else in jeopardy. But I can tell you they were good to their mothers.” 

- Jack Kirby on Doctor Doom, 1985.

[14/?] (insp.)

Are you ever just angry that capitalism exists but vampires don't or is it just me

LESTAT DE LIONCOURT +kissing 

Interview With The Vampire, 2022

doctor doom again

How would the avengers react to being high

Tony 

Tony’s been high his entire life, so I think he’d function pretty normally if he smoked. He’s probably one of those over-the-top smokers. People who have all kinds of crazy ways of smoking, like gravity bongs and shit. So on the rare ocassion when he smokes, he’d just be sitting there, shades on and chatting with someone or maybe in mission breifings like 

Steve

Steve cannot handle it at all. He’d accidentally get into your pot brownies when you’re at work one day, thinking they were regular ones. You’d get a phone call from him outta nowhere, he’s crying on the phone, telling you he’s hiding under the dining room table. “Doll, the government’s watching me!!! I’m so scared, everythng’s in slow motion!!! Please come get me!”

Bucky

Believe it or not, Bucky would do pretty well while being high. The only problem would be that he wouldn’t act right for shit. He’d think he was doing chores and shit, when really he’d look insane. You’d come back in the room to find him gone and after searching the house for minutes, you’d spot him outside like this and all you could do is die of laughter

Sam

Sam’s the funniest one to be around because not only will he not shut the fuck up even if his life depended on it, he’d say the dumbest things and you’d end up laughing with him. You guys would be on the couch and he’d start laughing at something on the TV, even though it’s turned off and that would send you into a laughing fit and you both would be laughing like idiots

Natasha

Natasha is a pro at hiding things, meaning you’d have no clue at all that she’d even be stoned out of her mind, but every now and then, she’d let it slip to you that she was rolling. You’d be in the common room with everyone, looking around the room and spotting her in the corner by herself. She’d already be looking at you, waiting for you to notice her like 

Wanda

After like three hits of the joint, Wanda falls asleep right where she is. That’s why she doesn’t really do it, because every single time she ends up on someone’s couch, bed or car passed out and having one of the best night’s rests she’s had in a while. (also, it helps with the headaches she gets from reading minds, my personal headcanon.) 

Bruce

How do you think he stays so calm these days? 

Peter

I have a feeling he and Ned were able to get their hands on some weed at some point and being the total doofuses they are, they tried to light up for the first time. Maybe they did it before school, just to see what it felt like but as soon as they got to first period, that shit hit them at full force. Peter was in the back of band class like 

Clint 

Clint would blow his cover instantly, by laughing. He’d be with Laura at one of Tony’s parties when the blunt was being lit and those two would be high as shit, but Clint would be giggling like he’s a child while trying to tell you a funny story. You have no idea what he’d be saying, as it’s completely out of order and you’re sure he spoke another language while talking to you. 

Rhodey

I don’t think Rhodey is a person that enjoys getting high, even though Tony was his best friend. But I like to think that every now and then, he lets loose and gets super stoned with Tony in his garage while listening to 80′s music. He’s the kind of person that raps when he’s high, thinking he’s the best in the world. 

T’Challa

T’challa is the philosophical high, the one that you end up talking about conspiracy theories with. He’d be sitting in his room, staring at the blunt while rambling all types of crazy shit like 

“Y/N, I’m going to be the first man to go to the sun.” 

“Challa, what are you talking about? The sun is too hot.”

“That’s where you’re wrong,” He smirks. “I”m going to go at night instead.”

Thor

Thor gets extremely hungry when he smokes asgardian weed, he’s a big man with the hunger of a god, so you’d come into the kitchen to see him sitting on the ground with food scattered around him. He’d be eating all types of weird combinations. Powdered donuts with chicken, coffee with orange juice and he’d even start eating one of the oven pizzas while they were cold.

Scott 

Scott is the type that goes mute when he’s too high. He’d just sit in the back, watching everythng with a big ass stupid grin on his face. You’d look over at him, but already catch him staring at you like 

“you wanna hit, bro?”

Vision

I don’t even think Vision can smoke. Maybe someone could just dowload pictures of weed plants into his brain and VIsion would be like “woah!”