It's Almost Time For Zack And Cody's Reservation At The Italian Restaurant

Listening to Night Shift whilst writing my two weeks notice for my job rlly hits hard. Like don’t get me wrong I’m excited to leave my job it fucking sucks but still feels surreal.

R.I.P Bernard the mouse who was found in my friends garden and disappeared and then his dog went outside and we’re pretty sure the dog ate Bernard

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

Regulus Black

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I got more motherfuckers

Here’s part 2 to random things I’ve found on tumblr as marauders era characters:

Marlene: GOD DAMMIT THE HOT WOMANS DEAD

Remus: “happy progress day” DO I LOOK HAPPY TO YOU

Regulus: leave me alone in my delusions it’s MY fantasy and I get to choose the impractical happy ending

Peter: It’s bigger than I thought it would be

Sirius: ;)

Peter: I meant the house, get your head out of the gutter

Peter: How are you feeling?

Remus: I have a headache that comes and go

Sirius and James doing dumb shit:

Remus: there it goes

Random person: are you two friends?

Sirius: yes

Remus: no

Sirius: *stares at remus*

Remus: *stares at Sirius*

Remus: we’re married?

Sirius: but…

Sirius *voice breaking*: but are we not friends?

Regulus: “I could fix him” I could break him. I could snap that fucker in half

Sirius: So that’s my plan

Remus: Do you take constructive criticism?

Sirius: Yeah sure

Remus: It fucking sucks

Remus: Sorry bro can’t go out tonight I’m stuck in an eternal state of melancholy

Peter: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of this one

James: *cracks knuckles*

James: Manslaughter it is

Credit goes to all the lovely people who first wrote these. Thank you for making me laugh

It’s strawberrybitch3

Can I be added to your tag list for glacial passion please it’s so good

Sure ! What’s your user you want tagged ?

“I’m pissed off. I’m pissed that amazing people are suicidal. I’m pissed that kids get cancer. I’m pissed that poor people can’t afford college. I’m pissed that soulmates don’t end up together. I’m pissed that people lie. I’m pissed that no one cares about the earth. I’m pissed that people are fake as fuck. I’m mad because this world is so fucked up and there’s nothing I can do about it.”

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AO3s down again. Tf am I supposed to do now sleep? Fuck that

Harry: Don’t worry about me looking at other women in the streets my wife will do that for me

Ginny: Damn straight I will

Harry: Don’t you mean gay?

Ginny: Sorry. Damn gay I will

Ginny: Better?

Harry: Much

I has an announcement!

So I have no idea how well this is gonna go or where it’s going to go but I’ve started a fanfic on Wattpad if you want to check it out. Up to you. It’s called Ink Stained Hearts and it’s a Remus Lupin story. My username is the same as it is on here so check it out if you want to or ignore this.

Have a good day or evening!