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Marauders era characters as random quotes I found in fanfics and on tumblr. Enjoy

Sirius happy with life: Nothing could ruin this

*Lily and James die and Sirius is framed and sent to Azkaban*

Sirius: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Lily to Snape after the incident: I’m not saying I hate you but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone

Remus: I hit rock bottom like every 5 hours

Regulus staring at James: Sensitive bitch boys *sighs dreamily*

Remus talking about Sirius: I want to hear him whimper

Peter: AYO?

Regulus: “you’re too young to be tired” first of all, I’ll bite you

Lily taking about James: Is he drunk? Is he a dork? Trick question it’s both

Sirius: I’m a gay wizard

James: Good to know

Marlene: Can’t wait for her heart to shatter

Dorcas: oh-

Barty: ITS BANG, MARRY OR KILL NOT BANG, MARRY AND KILL

Regulus: In my defence, he had it coming

Merry Christmas Darling

Jess Mariano x gn!reader

Summary: Jess makes fun of the readers terrible wrapping.

Warnings: none like this is pure fluff and extremely short but enjoy.

Listen to your favourite Christmas song with this one.

“You’re a terrible wrapper you know that right.”

Jess watched as you attempted to wrap a mug for your mum. It was your first Christmas in Philadelphia and your first Christmas with Jess and you were a little nervous. This was quite clearly showing in your wrapping skills.

Carefully taping the wrapping paper together, you looked up at Jess who was leaning on the door frame of your bedroom.

“Why don’t you use the kitchen table to wrap instead of making a terrible attempt on our bed?” Jess asked, incredibly amused by the whole situation.

“Because you banished me to the bedroom and I needed to get this done now,” you responded not taking your eyes off of the present.

Jess put his hand on his chest in mock offence, “I did not banish you to the bedroom.”

You snorted and finally looked up at him. “Yes you did love now go away so I can finish wrapping your presents.”

“So now your banishing me.”

“Yes, go away.”

Christmas arrived quicker than you expected. Messily wrapped presents sat underneath yours and Jess’ tree in the corner of your apartment. You woke up to Jess dropping a book on the floor.

“Was that necessary?” You asked, rubbing your eyes to look at your boyfriend who was smiling mischievously at you.

“Yes, yes it was,” he responded. Jess climbed back onto the bed and went to kiss you, only for you to move out of the way and go to the bathroom.

“Well that was rude,” Jess shouted. “I’m not kissing you with morning breath!” You shouted back. That was just gross.

Coming back into the room after brushing your teeth, you climbed back onto the bed and crawled over to Jess with a big smile on your face. Straddling his lap, you placed your hands on his shoulders and leant your forehead against his.

“Merry Christmas love,” you whispered.

“Merry Christmas darling.”

Jess wrapped his arms around your waist and closed the gap between you two. After a few seconds, the two of you pulled away.

Merry fucking Christmas

Spoilers for siege and storm ig

Mal being jealous that Alina punched Nikolai and he didn’t get to is my new favourite thing.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

I got more motherfuckers

Here’s part 2 to random things I’ve found on tumblr as marauders era characters:

Marlene: GOD DAMMIT THE HOT WOMANS DEAD

Remus: “happy progress day” DO I LOOK HAPPY TO YOU

Regulus: leave me alone in my delusions it’s MY fantasy and I get to choose the impractical happy ending

Peter: It’s bigger than I thought it would be

Sirius: ;)

Peter: I meant the house, get your head out of the gutter

Peter: How are you feeling?

Remus: I have a headache that comes and go

Sirius and James doing dumb shit:

Remus: there it goes

Random person: are you two friends?

Sirius: yes

Remus: no

Sirius: *stares at remus*

Remus: *stares at Sirius*

Remus: we’re married?

Sirius: but…

Sirius *voice breaking*: but are we not friends?

Regulus: “I could fix him” I could break him. I could snap that fucker in half

Sirius: So that’s my plan

Remus: Do you take constructive criticism?

Sirius: Yeah sure

Remus: It fucking sucks

Remus: Sorry bro can’t go out tonight I’m stuck in an eternal state of melancholy

Peter: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of this one

James: *cracks knuckles*

James: Manslaughter it is

Credit goes to all the lovely people who first wrote these. Thank you for making me laugh

Did I make every character in my regulus black fanfic gay? Yes yes I fucking did

Masterlist

Gilmore Girls

Jess Mariano

Harry Potter

Regulus Black

Remus Lupin

Sirius Black

James Potter

Lily Evans

Marlene McKinnon

Requests

i imagine that steve had lucas’ game schedule and every time he was trying to plan any date on a day of a hawkins bball game he would tell the girl like. that they HAD to go to the game and it was non-negotiable to him so he could have a chance to see lucas play because he knows how much it means to him to have people there. if whoever the date was with didn’t wanna go he would simply cancel and say it wouldn’t work because that’s his child

Right, every time someone goes to write a fic where someone faints I propose that we ban saying “I don’t feel so good” because it’s giving me ptsd from infinity war and I can’t deal with that right now