no clue what to do with these bois so ill leave em here
I think realizing that canon is fake is very freeing actually
Like genuinely all fiction is equally fake and real simultaneously. The author is dead and I’m getting my inheritance
Damien: I can’t believe you ratted me out! We had a Hug Pact!
Tim: *shrugs* you never hugged back
Jason: Then the pacts not official bro.
If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
If you don’t have a crazy dancing Spider-Man gif on you blog then you’re doing it wrong.
Um, like, NOTHING in this world is taken more seriously than my Hogwarts house. NOTHING.👏🙅👏
Tony Stark: don't hug me parker we're not there
Tony Stark: *creates a suit for Peter Parker with over 500 web settings*
Tony Stark: *puts a tracker and recording devices into the suit so he can ensure Peter is safe constantly*
Tony Stark: *has requested updates on Peters life so he knows that Peter quit marching band six weeks ago*
Tony Stark: *listens to all the voice messages Peter leaves for Happy to the point that he knows Peter got a churro from a Dominican woman for giving her directions*
Tony Stark: *talks about his own father being distant and how he's trying to end the cycle when talking to Peter*
Tony Stark:
Tony Stark: also im not your dad so jot that down
tony is peter’s dad, pass it on
You miss Tony stark
You miss Natasha Romanoff
You miss Thor
You miss Clint Barton
You miss Steve Rogers
You miss Bruce Banner
AND LASTLY…
You f*cking miss the OG avengers
Because I do.
Fanfiction is pretty strange. And this is stranger than that. She/Her 18+
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