I Think Realizing That Canon Is Fake Is Very Freeing Actually

due to not wanting to, i will not. thanks.

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

squid’s laws of fic (not inclusive)

first law: write the fic you wish to see in the world aka goddammit do I have to do everything myself around here

second law: it’s going to be longer than you think. much longer. hahaha so long. why are you crying 

third law: the time spent writing is inversely proportional to the amount of smut present, dammit

fourth law: flesh out your secondary characters. make them real people. have them take over. oh god. put them back. somebody please help 

fifth law: the time spent researching canon is directly proportional to the amount of time you’ll spend altering your plot. that one person on the internet 

sixth law: the time spent researching in general will eclipse the time you spend writing. the nsa agent monitoring your internet search history is curled up in a corner. his boss wants to know if you’re a threat. “I don’t know,” the agent sobs. “I just really don’t know.” 

seventh law: at some point, someone will ask what your favorite hobby is. you will feign a heart attack to get away

Are you ready for an explosive time with the Kingsman this September?

Happiness Will Come To You.

Reblog if a fanfic has ever made you cry

This is my reaction every time I don’t use anything I learned in any math class

Dick: Damian needs a mother figure in his life other than me.

Jason: Cant help with that.

Tim: I’ll do it just give me an hour.

*Hour later*

Tim to Damian:

Matt Murdock always understands the slut assignment!

sometimes i remember the age of zuko was banished and that means he was in charge of a ship full of sailors at age 13. i don’t know about you but if my ass in seventh grade tried to be any kind of commanding officer over sailors, it would NOT go well. in the middle of giving an order and your voice cracks so loud someone on the moon could hear it. god damn.