Wish I Was Witty And Cute But Instead Im Sarcastic And Annoying

Me after Unsaid Emily:

this is john b calling jj “john” 😅 since there’s still confusion on his real name. so it makes sense why john b isnt just called john

OMG! THIS IS IT!! FINALLY, WE HAVE FINALLY RECEIVED A PROPER GREEN SIGNAL FROM MASHIMA THAT MIRAXUS IS HAPPENING!!!

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

I think realizing that canon is fake is very freeing actually

Like genuinely all fiction is equally fake and real simultaneously. The author is dead and I’m getting my inheritance

“dick”

sometimes i need to remind myself that i'm writing fanfiction for free and i'm allowed to have a shitty sentence or two