Jeff Atkins would definitely give you a second chance.
- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics
Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.
I think realizing that canon is fake is very freeing actually
Like genuinely all fiction is equally fake and real simultaneously. The author is dead and I’m getting my inheritance
this is some bullshit. let girls enjoy their childhoods (x) | follow @this-is-life-actually
I didn’t need to be called out like this, but yeah.
“my daughter is completely fine!”
ma’am your daughter has to read fanfics about fictional characters just to maintain a healthy mental state
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what was the point of adding eddie if they were instantly going to kill him off like he had more screen time then enzo but enzo lived wtf. and if eddie went with dustin the bat things would have died anyway and i don’t like that dustin was the only one to care about eddie’s death. like i can never have a comfort character because they always die this is the bob situation all over again.
what i say: i’m working on a fic!
what i mean: i haven’t written a single word about this. in fact i haven’t held a pen since 2015. every day when i take the train i maldaptive daydream about the possibilities of this fic and how the characters would interact, specifically when they have long intense heated glances across a busy room with enough raw yearning force to set off a jet plane and blueball me into oblivion. yes i have a ‘writing prompts’ tag for no fucking reason. no i can’t spell maladaptive
Fanfiction is pretty strange. And this is stranger than that. She/Her 18+
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