Nothing Breaks My Heart More Than Rondon Being Fucked Off Because Ashley Won’t Buy Him And Pérez Leaving

Right but imagine John Stones saying ‘missus’ in his accent kill me

Okay but dating jordan pickford and you're seeing that video emerge of him fighting and immediately you're worried but he ain't answering your calls and when he finally does he's absolutely fuming ?

Oh my conflicted Newcastle heart x (also if what they said to his girlfriend is true then our boy was rightfully angry. Incredibly stupid though)

so you see it on Twitter, it being on your timeline and you’re scared he’s hurt, scared he’s not going to be alright so you do what any girlfriend would do and call him. And it rings out and you think of how he needs to learn to control his temper because you always told him it would get him in to trouble. And you ring again and think about how it looked violent. And you ring again and think about how he could be hurt. And you ring again and think about how he could’ve gotten arrested. What if he gets kicked off the starting team? Or out of Everton? Or the England squad? And you know you’re overthinking it but could it’s so hard not t- ‘yeah, I’m here’. And you’re so happy he’s answered because at least this means he’s okay. You think. And you’re unsure of which of your worries to express first so you ask if he’s okay and he barely answers, haggered breathing down the line and you know he’s angry and you know you have to calm him down. And he’s suddenly shouting about how they insulted you, called you fat and ugly and worse words and your heart flutters a bit that he’d protect you but my god was he stupid. And you’re shushing him down the phone, whispering about how much you love him and how stupid they were. you know now isn’t the time to scold him for what he did - you’ll do that later - but it is the time for love and understanding and you just want him to be okay and he is when he hears your voice softly telling him to calm down and you love him and now he just can’t wait to get home. So after many assurances that he’s okay he promises to come home ‘provided there’s a brew waiting of course’ and you laugh at him as he hangs up, going to make that tea.

this bitch here recorded the whole thing

Finished all my exams, so I can get back to writing!

😭😭 loml part 1 x

Can someone translate what Eric says in that video?

Eric: It was… I don’t know what to say about the first goal… It was something so unfair, and after they scored that goal we were the best team for the rest of the match and football can be unfair like that sometimes

Interviewer: Spurs was able to press Liverpool in the second half until Alisson does one, two, three saves and Liverpool scores again, is this a performance you’re proud of?

Eric: Yes, yes, before the match even started I was already proud of my team, I am so proud of everyone and also of how we got here, the work we’ve done so far, and I think everybody should feel proud as well. Obviously we’re very sad now because we wanted to win but we have to look back at the amazing campaign we had so far, we weren’t able to cross the last line but the most important thing right now is the Premier League and trying to react the best way possible.

Interviewer: Thank you so much for speaking with us

Eric: Obrigado (thank you) SKDKEKSKSKS ❤️

heyyy are you still writing blurbs? xx

I am yes! Sorry I’ve not been overly motivated lately and people stopped sending them in so I guess I just wasn’t necessarily prompted to do so. People are still welcome to send things in, I’ll answer questions and blurbs and just have a gossip xx

Cause of death. This.

maybe some cock warming with eric? I really miss this big man

and he’s making the excuse that he’s cold as he hitches your leg over his hips and sinking into you with an exhale of breath. And you’re both just sitting there, connected and in love, enjoying the intimacy as he plays with your hair and mumbles into your neck about his day. And even though it’s not sexual you’re still clenching around him occasionally - ‘don’t be a tease’ gruffly returned.

john stones everybody