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Okay but can you write something about John calling you the missus for the first time? Like say you're out with the England lads and he's just goes "right boys, I'll see you soon, gotta get the missus home she's falling asleep"

John Stones saying missus. You’re killing me

He spent all day trying to convince you to come out with them, ‘come on, love, get glammed up, it’ll be fun’ and of course you couldn’t resist his northern charms so you did just that. And John almost decided against going out when he saw you in that outfit - ‘you’re killing me, love’ - but you laughed and pulled him behind you, down to meet the lads and their girlfriends and going wherever they take you. And you have a great time like John promised, dancing with him, laughing with the lads, gossiping with the girls and it’s not long before you’re collapsing into the booth, head on John’s shoulder, eyes falling shut and he’s smiling down at you, announcing, ‘right boys, I’ll see you soon. Got to get the missus home, she’s falling asleep on me’ with a laugh. But even in your almost asleep state you picked up on it, him calling you that name in front of all the lads, full of love. And you make a mental note to remind him to say that again after you’ve slept. Which you did, and he called you it everyday after, over and over and it did things to you everytime. It had seemed impossible for anything to top ‘love’ in that Barnsley accent, but, god, it’s just completely been obliterated.

Ayoze Pérez you gem

heyyy are you still writing blurbs? xx

I am yes! Sorry I’ve not been overly motivated lately and people stopped sending them in so I guess I just wasn’t necessarily prompted to do so. People are still welcome to send things in, I’ll answer questions and blurbs and just have a gossip xx

Write more of John and thins United photographer, what’s he replying to the text ?

Was thinking we could do something

And that’s how you ended up exploring the city with John. He took you to places you’ve never been - ‘paparazzi follow me sometimes: you learn where to go’ - and treated you to food you’ve never eaten - ‘got to spend my money on something, I’m glad it’s something as pretty as you’ with a cheeky wink thrown in for good measure. And at the end of the day he’s driving you home, your cheeks hurt from laughing so much and your eyes are bright with excitement and he’s walking you to your door, silence engulfing the pair of you as you stand, not quite knowing what to do. And he’s placing a lingering kiss on your cheek, leaving you with an ‘I’ll text you’, a longing stare and a desperate need to stop him from going.

arguing with bae™ on pitch | everton vs. man city | february 6th, 2019

Okay but riding John's thigh and you won't let him touch you and you're just going "till you get her face off your body you ain't touching me again babe, you'll just have to watch me get my self off"

and it started when your friend showed you some stupid article that mentioned he still had his tattoo and what it might suggest for the future of their relationship, and not that you have a problem with Millie but that rubbed you the wrong way so you sit at work, waiting to get home to him and show him who his girl is. And it seems like forever before you’re pulling into the driveway and walking into the living room, seeing him back from training sat on the sofa and flicking through Netflix. And god he looks good, of course he does, so you stride over to him, sit straddeling his thigh, his hands making immediate movements to your hips but you push him away and he’s shocked, mumblings of ‘love’ and ‘babe’ falling from his mouth as he desperately tries to grasp any part of your body. But you push him off every time, ‘till you get your face off her body you don’t get to touch me, babe’ and he’s groaning, sinking back into the cushion as he watches you through dark eyes, rocking back and forth on his thigh, small moans emitting from your mouth and he can barely contain himself, hands still trying to grasp, still being rejected, ‘you’ll just have to watch me get myself off’ and he hates it but god he loves it. The tattoo is gone within a week.

anon you’re killing me x

giving winks a blowjob

And your moving your head in steady motions, hand working the parts you can’t get and he’s groaning slightly, hands in your hair, forcing you further down on him. And you’re gagging, eyes watering as his cock hits the back of your throat, his head thrown back and brown eyes rolling. And you’re looking up at him as you move back and forth, cock still hitting the back of your throat, taking all of him in this time and he’s barely able to articulate how fucking good you love, all of him in your mouth, eyes leaking and spit on your chin - so he just clings onto your hair tighter.

25 - 30 for the asks ☺️

25) no players from my team play for England, but Freddie woodman is on the under 21s. A lot of them play for their own national teams though. Paul dummett plays for wales.

26) I’m going to go with the most recent one I can think of and it’s definitely schär’s messi-esque run during the Cardiff game. that’s probably not my all time favourite, but my most recent favourite

27) favourite match would be vs Arsenal when we were 4-0 down in the 26th (I think) minute and ended up drawing. Tiote with that 35 yard volley my god.

28) far too many bad Newcastle matches for me to pick I’m sorry

29) don’t really win many trophies nowadays (though we have like the ninth highest of all trophies by English clubs I think). Think I’ll just go with winning the championship because of the sole fact that everyone said we’d not win because most teams do badly when they get relegated. I don’t even know. Just felt good to win something. Obviously would’ve preferred not getting relegated. I’m not old enough to have experienced many of the others

30) I do like Newcastle’s crest yeah

Can y’all believe this is the man that was assigned as the love of my life ????????????? part 2..