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Im by no means a swiftie but listening to blank space with the lens that its Taylors experience with fame is genuinely mind blowing.

Sorry if this is very common infomation, i havent listened to Taylor Swift since the 'look what you made me do' music video came out and havent listened to her since. I havent kept up with the lore past or really before that point if im being honest. I liked her big songs like 'shake it off', 'you belong with me', 'love story', 'bad blood' etc.

I was a casual enjoyer of Taylor Swift up until 'look what you made me do' came out and i fell off her.

Went on a little bit of a tangent but oh well, im the boss here. So yeah, i have a new found appreciation for blank space, just wanted to share with the room that only has a chair with three legs in it.

Ive hated the act of cave diving for years and the recent trend of people making fun of it on tiktok has given me the validation to rant about it.

Cave diving is such a suicidal activity. How do you hear about a place called "Thats The Size Of A Shoelace" or "Bing Bang Soup' and think 'holy shit i NEED to get my ass in there!'

Why???? For clout? For bragging rights?? Did you lose a bet???

These type of caves have signs on them like 'hey moron, if you go in that hole over there, you'll get stuck and die of dehydration. No, you cant sue.'

Not to sound like john krammer but i swear to god people who do this shit have such a lack of a appreciation for their life. How are you born with NEGATIVE self preservation instinct.

And of course people that have died while cave diving is very unfortunate but i cant help but think of a certain song about train safety from 2012.

There are other dangerous, potentially life threatening activities you can do such as sky diving. However its really unlikely for something to go wrong and that kind of thing gives you the adrenaline rush people seek in cocaine.

Cave diving is slowly crawing through a tunnel as big as a possums tail and slowly paniking when you realise youve lost feeling in your arms and cant move to get out. The only thing youre getting in there is light headed and a loss of circulation.

Some people truly understand the meaning of free will and use it to spite god.

Actually, i am better than you because i dont use ai to write my assignments.

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Im losing the plot gang

FREE ME

GOD IS REAL

I have astigmatism in both eyes, are stars meant to look like that or is it me?

Cant believe people are pushing this "bottom nancy wheeler" agenda when evidence proves the contrary

You lot aint seen the clip of nat where she says that nancy thinks steve and johnathan are the caretakers? I have.

Nancy 'strapped, buckshot to the balls' Wheeler, wears the pants. this is so important to me.

She is SO boyfriend and you WONT convince me otherwise

Anyway stan ronance

Whenever im reading a stranger things fic with nancy im always very disapointed when she doesnt just pull a gun on someone chatting shit, even though i know it would be wildly out of character for her

Like come on girl, pop that pussy and pop them between the eyes

Idk what you lot at talking about but i was NEVER a rebecca black hater, i used to watch the annoying orange cover of friday 'fry day' like it was scripture.

PUT SOME FUCKING RESPECT ON MY NAME

There comes a point in every young childs life where they go "mum, whats your name?" And then proceed to be agast as she says something like 'Julie' or 'Madeline' and discover their mums name isnt actually 'mum'

They will never use this infomation unless theyre upset and need to pack a punch, so instead of the corny teenager, "SHUT UP MUM" they can deliver that blood thinning "FUCK OFF MADELINE" with some gumption for once in their lives.

I love my dog so much. She gives me the worst case of cuteness aggression im actually scared i might hurt her one day because i love her so much.

She has no idea i would kill battalions of men and women for her. I come home from college and she runs up to me, so happy to see me, and im so happy to see her.

Sometimes i feel like shes too cool to be friends with me. I love that girl so much. My baby. My little buba. My puppy doggy. Shes my little baaaaby.