Trying To Prove A Point To The Boys At School

I know we talk a big game about Dean wanting to keep Sam pregnant, but what if it was the reverse?

Sam is OBSESSED with being pregnant. Locks Dean in when he comes. Pokes holes in the condoms. Lays down in bed for fifteen minutes after with a pillow under his hips and his legs in the air to use gravity to help Dean’s little dudes find his uterus. Has his ovulation cycle so mapped to memory he gets pregnant EVERY TIME HE TRIES. Deans like “we have too many fucking kids.” Sam’s got 14 running around, one on his hip, one breastfeeding on the other side, and he’s seven months pregnant and he’s like “what the fuck do you mean? I can’t believe what I’m hearing right now.”

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He’s a work in progress but he’s trying ok

“kill them with kindness!!” WRONG!!!! TYPHOID FLU 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry

and if 2008 long hair crowley returns for s3. what then

Reblog if you'll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

Im game

“This would do numbers on tumblr” you’re so right, 0 is definitely a number