I Know We Talk A Big Game About Dean Wanting To Keep Sam Pregnant, But What If It Was The Reverse?

I know we talk a big game about Dean wanting to keep Sam pregnant, but what if it was the reverse?

Sam is OBSESSED with being pregnant. Locks Dean in when he comes. Pokes holes in the condoms. Lays down in bed for fifteen minutes after with a pillow under his hips and his legs in the air to use gravity to help Dean’s little dudes find his uterus. Has his ovulation cycle so mapped to memory he gets pregnant EVERY TIME HE TRIES. Deans like “we have too many fucking kids.” Sam’s got 14 running around, one on his hip, one breastfeeding on the other side, and he’s seven months pregnant and he’s like “what the fuck do you mean? I can’t believe what I’m hearing right now.”