Starrykibber - The Beez

Panel 1: Shen with his arms crossed, saying "tall women have me acting like an Age of Empires II unit."
Panel 2: Top-down perspective of Shen chopping the general vicinity of a tree, like in a real time strategy game. Bottom Text: "She tells me to gather wood, I do it."
Panel 3: Top-down perspective of Shen hammering the general vicinity of a house construction site. Bottom text: "She tells me to build a house, I do it."
Panel 4: Top-down perspective of Shen carrying a decorative golden box. There's a sheep nearby and a tower shooting arrows at him. Top text: "She wants that relic that's across the map, I go" Bottom text: "Get it even though I almost get killed by an enemy tower, frowny face"

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3 years ago

Friend shaped

Friend Shaped

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1 year ago

This is so prettyyyyy!! It makes wanna draw him again!!!!

Recently started reading LOTR for the first time. Sure hope nothing bad happens to this guy at all ever 😇

Recently Started Reading LOTR For The First Time. Sure Hope Nothing Bad Happens To This Guy At All Ever

Expect more lotr art from me in the future ..


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1 month ago

Reminder that you can block most ads on Android. yes, including youtube ads.

Steps: Download Firefox -> Install uBlock Origin extension.

That's literally it. Enjoy ad free web browsing while we still (barely) have it!

2 years ago

Reblogging for future use

why the fuck does english have a word for

Why The Fuck Does English Have A Word For

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

3 months ago

"It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you... that meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. They kept going because they were holding on to something."

-- J.R.R Tolkien, The Two Towers --

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2 months ago

FUCK.

LATIN.

NO.

Your honor, I plead the fifth on the things @swamp-lemonade and I call Ansel Elgort past midnight.

I would never call Apple Ecla- FUCK


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5 months ago

Oh absolutely!

Side note, absolutely insane that we both added Sherlock Holmes to the hyperfixation list at the same time.

I was thinking about it for a moment like wtf, LOTR person I followed for the hyperfixation casually switched gears with me.

So uh, if I started an 18+ Sherlock Holmes/John Watson discord, would anyone be interested in joining?

2 months ago

My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

7 months ago
Me When Im Twisted And Evil 😤😤

Me when im twisted and evil 😤😤


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starrykibber - the beez
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