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Going to an international studies event tomorrow for a trip I'm going on.

I also coincidentally learned how to say a few words in ASL because I want to become conversational in it at some point.

Here's the thing.

My friend and I learned how to sign penis.

So now i have the moral battle of whether or not to teach anyone who's from overseas and my age how to say that in ASL.

To dick joke or not to dick joke.

If no one let's me 0ull this prank then I am not going to my funeral

years down the line at my funeral my future life partner gives a beautiful heartfelt speech but they end it with "i know her spirit lives among us" and the lid flies off my coffin like a cork off a champagne bottle

My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

But he is though. Don't look at me and tell me that the man who befriended the lord of all horses isn't a horse girl.

I want LOTR tumblr to know that my brother believes that Gandalf is the horse girl not Aragorn

Like damn I have no clue if I'm too clingy and it bothers me so much. I don't even understand why the idea of clingy is bad. Like if someone is clingy to you, they wanna be around you and they love you. Why is that bad? You are coveted. All the clingy person wants is to know you are there or you love them. They want to talk with you and hang out because they love being with you and love knowing you are there. Like I get not liking it if its a jealous clingy that causes your partner to not wanna hang out with your friends or divert so much attention to them that you begin to have issues with school, work, or self care but like. . . Clingy in the sense of the partner wants to be around you within set boundaries? Why is that bad?

Oh no

I think this game genuinely shaped my brain in some way as a child. Such a shame flash went down.

How to Raise a Dragon, by Future Proof Games

The dragon: a majestic and complex beast. How is it born? How does it live and die? Magus X. R. Quilliam’s definitive work, “How to Raise a Dragon,” describes all that is known about these great creatures.

YOU hate JK Rowling!

To keep what demon in???? What requires that level of salt circle???

Church in a Polish salt mine 300 feet underground

Recently, my mom has been getting into the cottegcore jam and preserves making mood which would be great if someone warned me how DANGEROUS IT IS.

My dyspraxic ass sat on the other side of the table tryna peel pears and the peeler hit my

Fingernail

And it still hurts