Nadine Abdel-Taif, 10, Whose Home In Palestine Was Destroyed By Israeli Bombing

Matthew*flinging himself into a chair*: I wanna punch something.

James: Why? What happened?

Matthew: Why can't I just be angry at the world?

James: ...

Matthew: I just saw that rat Alistair.

~Lucie Herondale

Thinking of doing some necromancy tonight.

~From the diary of Lucie Herondale~

Dear Celia,

Cruel prince James tried to catch a duck in the park. The duck was a faerie in disguise. Now Cruel prince James is eternally in love with the duck faerie. Papa is horrified and mama is trying to stop James from kissing every duck he sees.

I think it's funny.

Henry: Now Will push this button and throw it as far as you can.

*Will pushes the button and throws. *

*blast*

Will: Oh my god. Henry you killed us. It blasted!!! I want to die but not like this! I will never be able tell Tessa how-

Henry: WILL! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BLAST!

Will: I- Of course. I knew it. Yeah. Totally!

Will: So you are saying it was the ducks.

young Lucie: Definitely.

Tessa: Brandishing swords you say?

Lucie: uh huh. Big ones.

Will: I knew those bloodthirsty little beasts would do that.

Tessa: So you didn't exactly break the vase.

James*panicking*: No mama Lucie didn't trip while telling me her story about cruel pince james and broke it!

Lucie*stomping on James feet*: James was the one who called the ducks!! He screamed 'Ducks embrace me as your king!'

Will*laughing and picking Lucie up*: Very Bad cruel prince James I shall toss you out of the house.

Tessa: Will, sometimes I think you’re cheating on me with Jem.

Will, sitting in Jem’s lap: Huh, what gave you that idea?

Jem, holding hands with him: Yes, whatever gave you that idea?

Tessa*sits in will's lap*: Now we are all even.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love this and i hope u like my improvisation 😂

Not me thinking how to get back at you with sth funny now

Have you read coi yet??

FORGOT TO POST THIS BUT

James and Cordelia from the last hours series 🧡🖤

Characters belong to: Cassandra

Ghost

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james: caffeine no longer keeps me awake while i work, so instead i have cordelia periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

james: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear i need to keep going.

Will: Tess I have a present for you.

Tessa: You didn't have to get me anything Will.

*opens present*

Tessa: It's Jem's portrait.

Will: I know! Now we can admire him all day without him complaining about us staring at him.

Tessa: I- Thank you?

Will*smugly*: I am a genius.