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Guitar World: (November 2012) Green Day - 3 Albums 36 Songs Has Billie Joe Armstrong Gone Bonkers (page 3)

If you play..

Bohemian Rhapsody at 23:55:53 you will start your new year right at the metal part

We Are The Champions at 23:58:10 you will start your new year at the last chorus

Another One Bites The Dust at 23:57:13 you will start your new year where he hits that “well im ready, yes im ready for you”

Body Language at 23:59:14 you will start your new year at “dont talk”

Liar at 23:45:42 you will start your new year at the “mama im gonna be your slave” part

Crazy Little Thing Called Love(Live At Wembley Stadium 86) at 23:58:01 you will start your new year by Roger Taylor saying “Ready Freddie?”

Don’t Stop Me Now at 23:57:59 you will start your new year at the “dont stop me, dont stop me”

In The Lap Of The Gods just right at midnight to hear more of my boi Roggies falsetto

Flick Of The Wrist  at 23:59:05 you will start your new year with the first “flick of the wrist”

A Kind Of Magic at 23:59:46 to hear mr johnny D chime in with his bass at midnight

Killer Queen at 23:58:46 to start of 2019 “fastidious and precise“

Fat Bottomed Girls at 23:57:15 you will start of 2019 by getting on your bike and riding

Amazing GNR art

:) cute little boy

maybe if i listen to led zeppelin loud enough i’ll time travel to 1973

Billie Joe Armstrong

Green Day

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How would you describe each of the gnr guys to someone just getting into them?

Axl Rose, red headed emoji king:  

- vocal range wider than the grand canyon 

- is drowning in pussy and by that I mean he has like 3 cats and he would die for them 

- hilarious 

- wants freddie mercury and elton john to adopt him

- mean enough to kick your ass but still soft

- was robbed of a childhood from his biological family but now has a new and improved Brazilian family

- doesn’t give a fuck but also gives many fucks simultaneously 

- the only thing confirmed is his love of taco bell 

Slash, confused ruler of snakes: 

- does not know what shoes are 

- is a big slut and is in love with both Axl and Duff 

- snakes 

- so emotionally involved when he plays that he practically is a guitar

- big fan of vaginas, big fan of women, feminist 

- the only two things he watches are horror movies and spongebob

- sends Christmas cards to Axl

Steven Adler, bag of popcorn: 

- would have slept with anything back in the day 

- his entire diet consisted of drugs but he’s still somehow the most innocent child in the band

- he’s fine now though 

- just really loves his friends and was finally able to play with them again

- ray of sunshine 

- wants to live in a world where everyone is a pug 

- doesn’t know how to not smile 

Duff Mckagan, half punk half giraffe: 

- Johnny Thunders had full ownership of his ass at one point 

- smart 

- former alcoholic who almost died 

- all of his jokes are awful but you’re a lyin ass bitch if you say you don’t laugh at them 

- he’s your fave even if someone else in the band is your fave 

- the cool dad 

- has the same size dick as Mick Jagger 

Izzy Stradlin, ?????: 

- no one knows what he’s doing or where he’s at ever 

- a mysterious and cool bad boy you’d read about in a book 

- bitch better have his money 

- people don’t recognize how talented he is a lot of the time 

- occasionally axl’s best friend 

- wants everyone to chill  

- was in a very monogamous relationship with cigarettes