How Would You Describe Each Of The Gnr Guys To Someone Just Getting Into Them?

How would you describe each of the gnr guys to someone just getting into them?

Axl Rose, red headed emoji king:

- vocal range wider than the grand canyon

- is drowning in pussy and by that I mean he has like 3 cats and he would die for them

- hilarious

- wants freddie mercury and elton john to adopt him

- mean enough to kick your ass but still soft

- was robbed of a childhood from his biological family but now has a new and improved Brazilian family

- doesn’t give a fuck but also gives many fucks simultaneously

- the only thing confirmed is his love of taco bell

Slash, confused ruler of snakes:

- does not know what shoes are

- is a big slut and is in love with both Axl and Duff

- snakes

- so emotionally involved when he plays that he practically is a guitar

- big fan of vaginas, big fan of women, feminist

- the only two things he watches are horror movies and spongebob

- sends Christmas cards to Axl

Steven Adler, bag of popcorn:

- would have slept with anything back in the day

- his entire diet consisted of drugs but he’s still somehow the most innocent child in the band

- he’s fine now though

- just really loves his friends and was finally able to play with them again

- ray of sunshine

- wants to live in a world where everyone is a pug

- doesn’t know how to not smile

Duff Mckagan, half punk half giraffe:

- Johnny Thunders had full ownership of his ass at one point

- smart

- former alcoholic who almost died

- all of his jokes are awful but you’re a lyin ass bitch if you say you don’t laugh at them

- he’s your fave even if someone else in the band is your fave

- the cool dad

- has the same size dick as Mick Jagger

Izzy Stradlin, ?????:

- no one knows what he’s doing or where he’s at ever

- a mysterious and cool bad boy you’d read about in a book

- bitch better have his money

- people don’t recognize how talented he is a lot of the time

- occasionally axl’s best friend

- wants everyone to chill

- was in a very monogamous relationship with cigarettes

Reblog if a band has made you a happier person.

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starofcollaps

6 years ago

maybe if i listen to led zeppelin loud enough i’ll time travel to 1973

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6 years ago

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starofcollaps

7 years ago

Oxford Street, London, Christmas Eve, 1965.

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starofcollaps

6 years ago

oh my god do people here like toto’s africa ironically? but… i genuinely love it. jt’s so good.

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starofcollaps

6 years ago

Once there was this rock n’ roll band rolling on the streets…

Raised in a working-class Indiana family, high school dropout Axl Rose had, by age 20, compiled a police record that included charges for public intoxication, criminal trespass, and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. An ELO and Queen fan, the singer became friends with guitarist Izzy Stradlin, and the two joined forces in L.A. in the early Eighties to form a band. Crafting their name from those of two groups they’d played in, Hollywood Rose and L.A. Guns, they formed Guns N’ Roses with English-born biracial guitarist Slash, whose parents, both in the music industry, had moved to L.A. when he was 11. With bassist Duff McKagan, whose own past included stealing a purported 133 automobiles, and drummer Steve Adler, the Gunners immediately accrued notoriety for their debauchery — alluding to the band’s heroin and alcohol abuse, their posters featured the legend “Addicted: Only the Strong Survive.” — Rolling Stone Magazine And became one of the most awesome fucking bands of all time.

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starofcollaps

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