There's a post of a tweet saying that every 31st of the month should be a Halloween, and you know what? I'm a Halloween Witch. I'm an Idolater. I'm an urban techno witch who lives an air conditioned life, can't stand nature bigger than a park or local landscaping, and hates leaving the city except to drive to another damn city.
I have been struggling to connect to the Wheel of the Year or the Solstices/Equinoxes for freaking years.
But a cycle of Halloweens?
That.
That I can fucking do.
So, without further ado, I present the shit I will be actually celebrating. Ya don't have to join me, but I will be posting about it for those that wanna follow along, with options and cutouts for those who don't want to or can't do the more party elements.
With luck, I'll pick up on August 31st and go from there, if not, I'll start with actual Halloween.
October 31st
It's muthafucking Halloween. I have ideas and will post about them more as we get closer, but you know what this one is.
December 31st
This one actually also exists, but I have plans for tying it to the January 31st one to bookend the year. The primary purpose of this Eve is gratitude and sharing the good things from the year before, casting off the trappings of the old year, and to bring the new one in with luck and prosperity.
January 31st
One month from the casting out of the old year, it's time to set things for the new. Cleansing and cleaning, setting intentions (not resolutions) for the year to come, making the Mask of the Year to call on who I aspire to be, burning the intentions set last year with last years candle, and blessing a candle to burn this years intentions next year are all features. Food and drink suggestions available when I actually post this up.
March 31st
Couple of these have fun names, and this is one of them. It's a party holiday, involving a picnic and a special cake/cupcakes/muffins.
The costume element is that I'll swap clothes or looks with someone I'm celebrating with (or dress up as someone else if celebrating solo).
There's a drinking element (non-alcoholic is fine) that results in a stack o' good luck charms.
And for my trick, I can and will sing the filthiest songs, tell the dirtiest jokes, read a romance novel or erotica, just go ham on the bawdy shit.
Alternatives for ace and non-sexing folk will be forthcoming in the relevant post, but it's my damn Wheel and I'm doing bawdy shit for myself.
May 31st
Not a bonfire person, but I'm definitely gonna have a cookout and grill up some burgers! Also a neat drink and cookies that both double as offerings!
Flower masks and crowns are involved to hide from the spring spirits that might fux me upa.
There's a Blessing Bouquet that goes up early, is used to exorcise and re-bless my property/house, and then is ceremonially burned.
An ash blessing to seal the prosperity into my house ties the whole thing off.
July 31st
This one pretty heavily revolves around a ritual game of betting and chance that I came up with based on a cool concept tied into the holiday I'm aiming at. Game generates lucky candy and a good luck charm.
Hella apples involved including a ceremonial apple and cider. Veils worn for the blindness of luck, and a strong theme of having a game day.
August 31st
I'm actually pretty stoked for this one, and will do a more expansive post on it later this week. I really hope I can pull this together in time this year.
Idea is a bit Opposite Day, a bit of LiarWeen vibe.
Trick the cosmos into taking away the bad shit and giving me good shit through a ritual lying ceremony, wearing a mask of duality to further confuse the issue. Ritual ash anointing to lock things down and ensure I get the stuff I want and ward off the shit I got rid of.
Candy (obvs) but I (and anyone celebrating with me) has to ask, and the person giving it has to make a point of saying no...while forking over.
And of course, games like Never Have I Ever or Two Truths & A Lie, drinking optional. (I will...probably...drink. Just saying.)
Wheel has eight Sabbats, yeah?
In the grand tradition of the Satanist/Luciferian practices I stuck with for so long, Number 8 is my Birthday.
Or yours, if you decide to try this.
I'll decide what I wanna do about Birthday when I get there. You do you, tho.
So yes, some of those are closer to recognizable Sabbats. Some of them are so far off that they're not in the same neighborhood. Spoiler: the ones you don't recognize are based (very, very loosely) on Roman festivals that occur in the corresponding month.
Cause they had a religious festival for everything, there's records I can squint at, and they had a strong mystery tradition that plays well with my schtick.
I am not a dedicated Rome fanby, to be clear, the empire is just very much gone, very well attested, and I can most likely swipe the shape of their shit without worrying about stepping on anyone.
And even then, I'm mixing time periods, even up to hijacking Medieval Xtian shit where and when I see fit. Cause I was baptized Catholic, and that shit is my culture to use.
And of course, feel free to reach out for asks, questions, and readings if ya want 'em.
{My post is Cross Posted from The Cobalt Athenaeum aka my original post}
A little tech magic trick I have taught myself is using various forms of electricity sources to tie my wards to for continuous charging, to power spells when I lack the energy and for a personal energy boost.
Warding I have tied my wards to my home's electricity. The way I did this was I drew a sigil onto a sticky pad and stuck it onto the breaker panel, really you can draw it on with your finger with an anointing oil of choice (ON THE DOOR. I REPEAT GET NOWHERE NEAR THE SWITCHES). Then placed another connecting sigil into my warding jars/placed them with the instructions for my wards. The only downside is I live in a place where my power can go out, so I always have a backup power source to keep them going. Something to keep in mind.
Spellwork I did a similar method for my spells, using a connecting conducting sigil. These sigils are easy to make, at least in theory. You can check out the what-are-sigils channel for a deeper look. You make two sigils with one as an input and the other as an output, connecting the two in a circuit-like mechanism which creates a power source for your spell. Because it is raw energy you need to fine-tune directing it otherwise it may go haywire.
Self Fueling This is fun, using the tendril method I connect with the electricity fueling my house. It’s a very simple method. You start by visualizing energy tendrils coming out of your fingers, they look like moving wiggling little tendrils of any colour. They slowly expand and reach into the walls, into the wires themselves. This can take practice to do but it is an incredibly valuable method. I suggest grounding after to get rid of any excess so you are not jittery. You can use any electrical source for this.
Blessings,
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Ive noticed a lack of information on techno-magic and what being a tech witch might entail! Tech magic is the use of modern-day technology in our magical practices! This can be a secular practice OR someone may pair other aspects of theology into it! There is also 'Technopaganism' which is the merge of neopaganism and digital magic. Some people may worship tech and its energy or some people simply use it as a tool for ritual magic!
In this post I wanted to showcase a few ideas to get you started in the tech practice! The first section being common tools, the second is common tech practices, and the last is about how to take steps into your new tech practice and advance forward!
First: The tools To get started here are some amazing apps people might get on their phones to carry magic anywhere
The Moon is an iphone based calander with a bunch of free information about the phases of the moon and even crystals and intentions related to the phase!
Rune reading on the Google Play Store this is a divination app in relation to runes!
Citrine Circle is a great crystal data base to keep track of crystal you either have or want to get
Time Passages is a free chart reader that will read your whole astrological chart!
Labrynthos is a free tarot app that not only gives you access to free tarot, oracle, and lenormand decks, but it teaches you how to read them
Next are physical or digital items you can use in your craft, I will go in more detail in the sections to follow!
Computers, phones, tablets
Mouse
Keyboards
Applications and websites
coding platforms
Second: The Practice
This section is all about creating ideas to use for your craft! This section is all about how to integrate common witchy things into your craft! There are thousands of ways to do this so it would be impossible for me to share every idea but hopefully, these get your creative juices flowing
Cleanse using music or beats you enjoy over a speaker
Use mechanical processes in your spells (for example your cars computer could be a green light charm if you hate waiting in red lights)
Create digital grimoires on places like notation or google docs
Create altars on places like Pinterest or sandbox games
Play video games with intentions, like tycoon games for prosperity and FPS for warding
Use autotune during chants to add more power to your voice
Use screens for scrying or intuition practices
Shufflemancy is when you shuffle through a playlist and get a song as a form of divination
Use the energy of a crystal on your screen if you don't physically have one
create digital sigils and hide them around your electronics
Learn a coding language and mess around with enchanting code
Third: How to move forward
So now that you have a few recommendations how can you advance? first research, check out some of these sources for even more information
Tech Magick for Digital Witches
Other Community tech posts
Wiki on technopaganism
Cyber Spell books (Note this was written in 2002 so it is very outdated, however it is actually one of the more recent ones I see online)
Now, Research is going to be the backbone of any practice, however, tech magic doesn't have definite rules so experimentation is going to be your best friend so here are my top tips
If you learn about a new practice ask yourself how you can make it digital (like crystals and the crystals in your phone)
Look deeper into the practice, as you explore how your computer works ask yourself 'why' frequently and question how things work
look into superstitions coders and virtual friends have in relation to computers, are they rooted in anything?
I think that is all for today friends! I hope you all enjoy and if you have any questions feel free to post them in the comments!
Celestial bodies that are associated with protection and warding:
Sun
Mars
Saturn
Pallas
Asteroids
Dark Matter
Ara
Aries
Canes Venetici
Canis Major & Minor
Corona Borealis
Draco
Leo
Lupus
Ursa Major
Ways to protect yourself with celestial energy:
Ask a planet or celestial body for its protection and make an offering
Use incense or spray that you associate with a protective celestial body to create a barrier in a space
Put glow stars around or above your door
Sprinkle stardust powder at the entrance of your home
Set a celestial themed decoy outside of your home
Place a protective constellation crystal grid underneath your bed
Hang a sachet filled with herbs and crystals that you associate with protective celestial bodies above your bed or door
Charge a piece of jewelry with protective celestial energy and wear it on your person as an amulet
Use visualization to create a shield made from Dark Matter
Create sigils or symbols that represent a celestial body with the intent of protecting yourself
Draw on yourself, doors, windows, etc.
Hang representations of your chosen celestial body above doors and windows
Make a hanging mobile of the planets to hang above your bed and charge with protective energy
Set corresponding crystals at each corner of a room or space
Create an oil that corresponds to one or more protective celestial bodies and use it to anoint objects such as yourself, candles, etc.
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been replaying sonic adventure 2 battle so here’s some animal people
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WITCH TIP: Enchant Your Sun-Catchers!
I enchanted mine for protection! And it’s charged by the sun’s energy to keep it active! I hang it in my bedroom window and voila! Magic ✨✨✨
*whispers* (I’m whispering because it’s very important that we keep this very low key)
hey, you know that ancient grimoire you’ve been searching for but can’t get shipped to your country, is probably on Anna’s Archives. Yeah… you could download it for free… pretty much any text you can think of regardless of how old it is, it’s probably on there… give it a little searchy search and you’ll probably find the entire book for free… just saying.
Having a hard copy is always nice. But when I’m trying to figure out if a grimoire is worth dumping money on… it’s always nice to have a little free trial,…
just saying ….
Also called Technopaganism, Tech Witchcraft can be defined as the use of modern technology within magical rituals and other forms of witchcraft.
To me (but everyone has their own opinions), it’s really about accepting that the world is changing quite rapidly, and placing technology at the heart of my spirituality by using my computer and mobile phone in my craft - from finding resources, sharing knowledge, meeting fellow witches, etc.
It might seem in strong oppositions with the environmental and traditional values of witchcraft, but I don’t see them as opposite. On the contrary, there is power in using technology for good, and I intend to do so.
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Moon is a very simple and straight-forward app telling you the current moon phase according to your location. Ideally, I prefer actually checking the moon phase in the night sky, but as I live in a city, the moon is not always visible, so this app helps me a lot!
Labyrinthos is amazing for Tarot learners as it allows you to learn the meanings and correspondences in a Duolingo kind-of way. You can also draw cards directly on the app if you do not have your Tarot cards with you, or enter the cards you just drew physically to keep track of your previous readings.
Co-Star is a beautifully designed astrology app creating your birth chart, and giving you a hyper-personalized daily horoscope made from an algorithm that is just a bit wonky - but super fun!
Seek is a useful app for all the green witches out there as it allows you to identify wildlife, plants, and fungi with just a picture. Incredibly useful when you are in nature, or in stores, and you don’t know the exact name and properties of a plant that you’d like to harvest or buy.
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💻 Bless your devices whenever you first acquire them
📱 Text yourself with emoji spells, intentions and affirmations
📝 Use Notion as grimoire or book of shadows
🎵 Make music spells by creating playlists on Spotify
🧙♀️ Connect and share knowledge with other witches on social media
☀️ Use a sun lamp in winter to practice light therapy (which can help reducing the effects of seasonal affective disorder)
🧹 Cleanse your computer and phone from unread emails, notifications and files not stored properly
👩💻 Learn to code to build your own witchy applications
🧘 Use these breathing gifs to meditate and center yourself
🔴 Get help from red light therapy devices to soothe your sore muscles
🎮 Play cute video games like Stardew Valley or Animal Crossing to wind down and create your own peaceful world
Tools: Alien Shapes/Toys, Astroglobe, Astrolabe, Beads, Celestial Globe, Constellation Globe/Map, the Constellations, Dice, Fairy Lights/Garden Lights, Galaxy Patterns, Glitter/Edible Glitter, Glitter Jars, Glitter Lamps, Glitter Wands/Sticks, Glowsticks, Glow-In-the-Dark Stars/Planets, Glow-In-the-Dark Objects or Items, Images of Space/Planets/Stars/Astronomical Objects, Live-feed/Video of Sky/Astronomical Objects/Events, Lunar Calendar, Moon/Planet Lamps, Moon/Stellar Water, Night Sky, Pendulum, Pendulum Board, the Planets, Sky Maps, Star Charts, the Stars, Telescope
Colors: Black, White, Blue, Purple, Yellow, Magenta
Corresponds to: The Mind, Divination, Knowledge, Wisdom, Travel, Beauty, Justice, Cleansing, Empowerment, Astral Energy and Banishing
Crystals: Moonstone, Selenite, Pearl, Goldstone, Opal, Jade, Peridot, Amethyst, Obsidian, Snowflake Obsidian, Hematite, Garnet, Opalite, Fluorite
Metals: Gold, Silver, Mercury, Iron, Lead and Bronze
Plants/Herbs: Lavender, Sandalwood, Parsley, Hibiscus, Passion Flower, Thyme, Violet, Cloves, Skullcap, Willow and Nightshade
Animals: Rabbit, Wolf, Owl, Dolphin, Sheep, Ram, Fox, Goat, Dog, Bear, Deer/Stag, Bull/Cow
Beasts & Creatures: Tiangou, Kitsune, Ziz, Sylphids, Water/Ocean Nymphs, Moon Nymphs, Werecreatures, Vampires, Moon Hare, Munpipuru (”People of the Moon”), Jade Rabbit, Pegasus, Phoenix, “White Tiger”, Nemean Lion, Azure Dragon, Lunar/Sky Dragons, Capricorn, Centaurs, Moon Men, Cosmic Horrors
Sense: Sight/Vision
Body: Head, Eyes, Spine, Core, Neck, Pelvis, Heart, Arteries
Cosmic Related Magic: Music, Astral, Energy Work, Dance, Cleansing, Banishing, Lunar, Stellar, Solar/Sun, Planetary, Dream Work, Communication, Divination, Trance Work, Psychic Work, Dowsing, Glamour, Illusions, Purification, Attraction and Deflection
*note: each planet and constellation may have specific correspondences related to them, use references for specifics when needed. These listed above are for basic overall correspondences for general work
Special Thanks to @moonfire-dahlia for assisting me with some correspondences!