Reblog If You’re Dead

Only 2 genders

A.D.A.D

(Assigned Dreameater at Death)

A.X.A.B.

(Assigned Xehanort At Birth)

Dazai: Roses are red, I don't know why,

Dazai: I hate my life, I wanna die.

this is basically what happened in the new update right

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

Gokushufudou / The Way of the Househusband episode 2

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this is why the internet was made

Chuuya, completely shit-faced: “Love is cheap.... but this booze is cheaper”

Akutagawa, staring at the bottle, concerned: ....This is just vinegar..

Serena: What did you do?

Calem: It’s a combination of getting arrested for trying to steal a car, contracting food poisoning and blowing up a marshmallow but it was fun and I made some good memories so none of that other stuff really matters