Dazai: Roses Are Red, I Don't Know Why,

See also: spoopy litwick comic

For some reason I’ve become infatuated with the idea of Calem unwittingly becoming a Phantump’s mom.

PS, some extras I haven’t posted here on Patreon.

Fanfiction is awesome because you can watch your otp fall in love a thousands times , in a thousand different ways

memeception

"I'm about to end my lifu with this fucking knifu"

- Osamu Dazai, probably.

Coming into a fandom late

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

Things that Dazai is Officially Not Allowed to Do at Meetings, a By No Means Comprehensive List Assembled Over the Course of Several Months - by Kunikida

1. Refer to the collective members of the Armed Detective Agency as “Fukuzawa and the Fukuzawettes”.

2. Attempt to chime in to discussions by quoting the battle speech from Braveheart.

3. …Or any other, completely unrelated scenes from Braveheart.

4. Underscore anyone’s speeches by shouting “Amen!”, “Can I get a witness?”, or “Cowabunga!”

5. Underscore anyone’s speeches by waving one of those giant foam fingers from sporting events.

6. Underscore anyone’s speeches by playing dramatic music in the background.

7. Okay, who the hell gave Dazai a kazoo?

8. Giggle every time someone uses the word “duty.” Seriously, are you five?

9. Make a series of straight-faced, somber-sounding comments designed to include the word “duty” as many times as possible.

9a. [Amended, after the giggling proves contagious.] Okay, now nobody is allowed to say “duty”, are you happy?

9b. I wasn’t laughing, I was coughing, and anyway, that’s not- look, can we move on?

10. Anything involving sock puppets, for any reason.

11. For the purposes of 10, “sock puppets” also includes puppets not made of socks.

12. Okay, who the hell gave Dazai his kazoo back?

Humans Are Weird

So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather? 

What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving.