If You Read In A Frog Paper “specimen Was Released In The Field Immediately After Capture” Chances

Dazai, singing: If you're feeling stressy and depressy, and your life is kinda messy, clap you hands~

Dazai: *clapping very loudly*

I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?” And she said “that’s none of your business.” And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question

Me:

zeus: zeus

The Persephone one so true

On that note read The Closed Doors it's so good idk I really enjoyed it it's about the myth of Persephone and Hades

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

HOLY CRAP THAT'S SO SCARY I NEVER WANNA SEE ANOTHER REPLAY I'M SO GLAD HE'S SAFE

Hamilton in the last lap

Really.

I’ve finally managed to make a vine compilation short enough that Tumblr will let me post it!