Garak, With A Mildly Twisted Ankle: HELLO?!? Whose Dick Do I Have To Suck To Get PRIORITY MEDICAL TREATMENT

In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil

amok time

Do NOT move to deep space nine they WILL ask you to join their fucked up polycule !!!

Post DS9, Garak does one last spy mission for Cardassia, just doing some reconaissance at some big event where he's expected to retrieve a cache of intel Cardassia has decided it needs.

As he approaches the intelligence cache he becomes aware he's not alone - other agencies are there and closing in on him.

He ends up face to face with Julian and Miles. Miles is there for Starfleet Intelligence, Julian is there against his will for Section 31. They didn't know either of the other two were going to be there too. They're all pointing phasers at each other. Then they're arguing. Then they're bickering. Then they decide "fuck it, in the spirit of co-operation let's share the intel between the Federation and the new Cardassia".

Garak has never been so turned on in his life.

still playing around with some sort of lower-light-level coloring. ehhh. anyway enjoy your *neeeyoooooowww* star trek erotica

Reminder to people upon gaining power it took Hitler only 57 days to dismantle German democracy and declare himself dictator and start purging the "undesirables"

In fair Terok Nor, where we lay our scene

Even the fiercest warrior needs a good skincare routine.

I haven't seen most of Voyager, must less this particular episode. But based on the first picture I saw with a quick search, I'm going to say yes

Yes they did

do you think the 2 ferengi who landed in the delta quadrant and declared themselves deities on a random planet in 'false profits' explored each others bodies

DS9 as a show dares to ask the important questions, like for example “would Star Trek still be good if it was set at the food court at the mall??” and the answer to that is “yes, and actually it will somehow be better”