When Quark And Grilka Went To The Infirmary, Grilka Was Perfectly Fine While Quark Had A Compound Fracture

When Quark and Grilka went to the infirmary, Grilka was perfectly fine while Quark had a compound fracture of the right radius, two fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises and scratches, and when Worf and Jadzia showed up they were both fucked up bad (with Worf maybe a little worse off). When Worf describes Klingon mating rituals in TNG, he describes it like "the woman throws things. The man reads poetry", but clearly when he and Jadzia have sex they're both playing the violent role, but they're doing it in a Klingon way.

What I'm saying is they're having lesbian sex. I've said this before, but they're having lesbian Klingon sex. Jadzia's a little better at Klingon lesbian sex than Worf is, but Worf is still trying.

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yesssss

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1/15 gif: julian and garak are in the infirmary, garak is on the medical treatment bench with julian behind him. julian crosses his hands behind his back and says, “someone should do a study.” garak is examining his face in the mirror as he says, “A study?”

2/15 gif: julian looks down at garak and explains, “to try and figure out why some people can't bring themselves to trust anyone, even if it's in their own best interest.” garak holds still as julian keeps talking.

3/15 gif: garak says, “why is it no one ever believes me, even when i'm telling the truth?”

4/15 gif: julian moves from behind garak to in front of him, he grabs the mirror tablet as he goes. “have you ever heard the story about the boy who cried wolf?” he asks garak, who replies with a “no.”

5/15 gif: julian is doing something on the tablet as he explains the story about the boy who cried wolf, “it's a children's story about a young shepherd boy who gets lonely while tending his flock. so he cries out to the villagers that a wolf is attacking the sheep.”

6/15 gif: julian is still fiddling with the tablet as he continues, “the people come running, but of course there's no wolf. he claims that it's run away, and the villagers praise him for his vigilance.”

7/15 gif: garak stands up from the medical treatment bench, and goes to julian. he says, “clever lad. a charming story.“

8/15 gif: julian looks up from the tablet, “i'm not finished.” and resumes the tale, “the next day the boy does it again, and the next day, too, and on the fourth day a wolf really comes.”

9/15 gif: julian looks up and gestures with his hand as he narrates, “the boy cries out at the top of his lungs, but the villagers ignore him and the boy and his flock are gobbled up.”

10/15 gif: camera cuts to garak from the chest up while showing the back of julian from the shoulders up. garak says, “well that's a little graphic for children, wouldn't you say?”

11/15 gif: camera cuts to julian from the waist up and garak from the back. julian who ignores the tablet now and tells garak, “but the point is, if you lie all the time, nobody's going to believe you even when you're telling the truth.”

12/15 gif: camera cuts to back to garak. he questions julian, “are you sure that's the point, doctor?”

13/15 gif: camera cuts to julian once more, he says, “of course. what else could it be?”

14/15 gif: garak turns in place to walk away as he says, “that you should never tell the same lie twice.” he walks off frame.

15/15 gif: julian watches garak walking off while shaking his head.

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their faces are absolutely priceless there is no heterosexual explanation for Garak

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hmmmm want to write something about the way Julian's really tactile but also incredibly uncomfortable around touch. because I'm certain the Bashirs would have hated it if Jules was touch-averse and refused their hugs and so that would be another thing to fix on Adigeon. but while Adigeon changed lots of things it didn't make him less uncomfortable, just better at masking...

but then like with friends? with people who he likes and who have sent his trust? he discovers touch can actually be a comforting and good sensation so long as he feels like he can back away from it at any time and the other person will actually let him?

idk there's something incredibly manipulative and possessive about the way that Amsha is constantly reaching out for him and holding him in DBIP and in the aftermath of all that? I just see a Julian who is desperate for comfort from his friends but whose skin recoils at the thought of being touched for a good while after his parents have left the station and maybe he can't even quite put his finger on why. and he's just completely torn between wanting a hug but being entirely unable to accept one.

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ough yes all this Once again I am Julian Bashir

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And Keiko's just like

"It's not an affair. I'm the one who set them up."

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