Dancing As A Form Of Worship

okay inspired by this post

🦚 MY HCS ABT HOW KRISHNA TEXTS 🦚

- sends you cheesy rizz like 'did it hurt when you fell from swarg 😩💘✨️' BUT IT WORKS EVERY TIME

- AND SOMETIMES ITS RLY SMOOTH FR

- sends outdated memes

- when you send meme spam he reacts to each one of them individually

- the most charming sweetheart texter ever

- wants all ur attention

- *sends cute couple activities or cafes* thought of you sakhi~ 🥰

- dramatic af

- also top quality advice for literally every life problem

- pvt snapchat story for gopis and gopas where kanha posts daily fit pics hahaha (he know its the 💅kanha thirst💅 grp fr lool)

-- > takes a selfie with radharani literally every time he sees her and posts it with caption 'RADHE ❤️'

-- > (leads to some rly funny candids of radharani 🤭🤭)

y/n: *sends cute pic of self*

krishna : *sends selfie of him swooning* caption: AAAAAAHHHHHHH MY HEARRTTTTT 😩😩😩😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵💘💘💘💘💘🫶🫶🫶🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💞💞💕💕💕💞💞😍😍😍😍💕💕💕💕💕💓💓💓💓💝💝💝💝💝

krishna : SAKHI IM DYING

y/n : OMG WHAT

y/n : KANHA???

y/n : ?????

y/n : WHERE R U

y/n : BALDAU DOESNT KNOW HWERE U ARE EITHER 😭😭😭

y/n : TELL ME IF UR OKAY

[10hrs later]

krishna : dying without ur love 😩👌

[left on seen]

krishna : SAKHI COME BACK

krishna : 🚨🚨🚨 DANCE PARTY DROP EVERYTHING NOW 🕺💃🪩 🚨🚨🚨

y/n : *sends a meme that's not even that funny tbh*

krishna: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

krishna : you're so funny sakhi~~

krishna : 🤣🤣😂😂

krishna : hey sakhi have u seen my flute anywhere i can't find itttt 😭😭😭😭

krishna : nvm it was in my dhoti waistband

krishna : silly me !

krishna : 😆

krishna : got worried for a sec !

- its all for the attention of his beloved sakhis 🥰

y/n : ...yknow u don't have to try so hard u already got me whipped 😂

BONUS BALARAM:

- literally everyones contact name for him is 'Dau'

- sophisticated texter, reacts to all ur msgs with 👍 emoji

- replies either the second u msg him or 5mins after with profuse apologies for late response

- daily hydration reminders

- daily bedtime reminders

- daily "Sorry, but have you seen Kanha anywhere?"

- "I have posted you some herbal tea and face masks. Take care of yourself, you deserve it!"

- will cook for u in exam szn

- 'Some positivity for your day 🥰' *sends 7 cat vids*

- on ur speed dial

- on everyones speed dial

just watched rocky aur rani, I'm late ik but rly DIL JEET LIYA BHAI

love love the char dev of the female randhawas and ranveer and alia were so good 😭😭😭 and alia's kathak dad is so good!! all the songs are great too 😭

karan johar rly redeemed himself omg. it was so karan johar but fully appreciated the commentaries omg

Krishna teaching chemistry because i need it to hate chemistry less. Please.

Hey there. Well, I am ready to teach but at one cost. I hope you won't get distracted, will you? 😏

(Mod K here. On a serious tell me if you need help I will try helping though. I mean chem is kinda 😝)

still don't understand how i can properly respect kanha as literal origin of everything ever but still say wassup bro to him in my head

I LOVE KRISHNA

Eighth day of Navratri

Maa Mahagauri-Goddess of beauty and purity

श्वेते वृषे समरूढा श्वेताम्बराधरा शुचिः।

महागौरी शुभं दद्यान्महादेवप्रमोददा।।

Mahagauri is the eighth form of Adi Parashakti. Worshipped on the eighth day of Navratri, she represents the fundamental nature of the divine feminine—nurturing mother, who is extremely pious and serene.

आवाहनं न जानामि न जानामि विसर्जनम्. पूजां चैव न जानामि क्षम्यताम परमेश्वरी मंत्रहीनं क्रियाहीनं भक्तिहीनं अंबिके यत्पूजितं मया देवी परिपूर्ण तदस्तु मे.. 🌺

still don't understand how i can properly respect kanha as literal origin of everything ever but still say wassup bro to him in my head

k i was having a shitty day buT THEN WE GOT ALL THIS FREE STUFF AT TACO BELL COS WE WENT AT CLSOING TIME KANHA ILY OMG

hahahhaa I love that 😂💕💕

do you guys have any strange names by which u call krishna in ur head, like i call him "bhaijaan" for some reason

(completely Not referring to salman khan connotations 🤢)

kanha as brahman:

*indescribable, undefeatable, omnipresent, omnipotent, omniscient, infinite, splendorous, all-encompassing...*

kanha as a kid:

HAA HAA HEE HEE