Spinning all your silk and moving all of your eight legs To build a web that’ll spread through the world
These are the official genders btw:
• black cat with 3+ eyes
• fresno nightcrawler
• mothman
• [redacted]
• not deer
jellyfish are so it. brainless and ethereal
✅ post mothman
🔳 befriend mothman
🔳 become mothman???
I'm tired
Just give me fangs and claws already
WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG ??
Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil
What a distinguished little lad
Gift from a faithful friends
Legend has it that the moss grows ooon the north side of the treeeees, well, legend has it when the rain comes down, all the worms come up to breeaaathe, well, legend has it when the sunbeams come, all the plants, they eat them with their leeeaaaves, well, legend has it that the world spins 'round, on an axis of 23 degreeeeeeeees bUT HAVE YOU HEARD THE STORY OF THE RABBIT IN THE MOON ?? OR THE COW THAT HOPPED THE PLANETS WHILE STRADDLING A SPOON ??? OR SHE WHO LEPT UP MOUNTAINS WHILE WHISTLIN UP A TUNE AND SWAPPED HER SONGS WITH SWALLOWS WHILE RIDING ON A BROOM ???? WELL WE CAN ALL LEARN THINGS BOTH MANYANDAFEW FRPM THAT OLD HUNCHED UP WOMAN WHO LIVED INSIDE A SHOE OR THE GIRL THAT SANG BY DAY AND BY NIGHT SHE ATW TEAR SOUP OR THE MAN WHO DRANK TO MUCH AND HE GOT THE BREWERS DROOP- reblog if you agree
cringe is so much fun why hate cringe
objectum is so interesting to me if anyone who identifies with objectum is willing to chitchat abt it a little bc id like to learn, pls let me know!
no pronouns. all the pronouns. anything but he/she/they. broken and bruised stack of raccoons. pfp staticrew picrew
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