Cringe Is So Much Fun Why Hate Cringe

“Have you heard the story

of the rabbit and the moon?”

-Cosmo Sheldrake, the moss

Tw: Bright Colors

halloween means either mothman or plague doctor. fucking decisions

me: you're the only one that truly gets me

the raccoon stuck upside down under my porch:

cryptozoology > crypt*c*rrency

Better off dead than stuck in a maze

The center may seem like a gift

One you arrive, it'll strip you of your life

And you'll wish that you never did

/lyr

Oh boy am I pissed off about having to participate in capitalist America

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

im a real life actual cryptid