Watched The Iron Giant For The First Time And What The Fuck Was This Dudes Problem

During the sleepover, the topic of our mc server came up. More specifically: what kind of crimes our characters have committed (even more specifically: our server owner's character)

Angel has a long list of atrocities that I had to pull up TDI Chris McLean's list of crimes as a joke comparison

"update" to I'm Not A Forward Thinker (<- it finally has a title [confetti rains down])

once again thinking about the dumb lil scene I wanted to add, but maybe next time NBSDVC

I'll probably talk about about it if anyone's curious (because I may never use it)

another thing, I may make a playlist for I'm Not A Forward Thinker because I've been thinking about a few songs that have Hero Gets The Guy vibes

when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

A couple weeks ago I was practicing my owl calls on a night hike and I successfully called in a barred owl. My owl call is pretty good, but I've never called an owl to me from afar because I rarely do night hikes and so I don't get much chance to. I had expected to be really excited about this, especially since two of my coworkers are really skilled at owl calls and they don't usually get a response, much less a full conversation, but instead I felt so guilty. I eventually had to start ignoring this poor deceived owl that was following my call through the park. I felt like I catfished him.

Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?

My first contribution to the Hades fandom hello

Artblock grabbed me by the neck, but I managed to finish it (after days of procrastinating, but shhhh we don't speak of that)

So I have like 5 WIPs left to work on????

Favourite things to say before doing something incredibly stupid:

Hey everybody watch this

I'm God's favourite

I'm always right and I'm never gonna die

(Person nearby) gets my crap if I beef it

I'm way too sexy to fuck this up

It's okay I've done this a hundred times

This is gonna to be on purpose

Hello you're watching Jackass

Check out this cool magic trick

If I die I want you to tell people it looked really cool

Wanna see a trick I learned in prison

It's okay, I saw this on TikTok

This is only illegal in Massetchuschessetts

My dad used to do this all the time before the divorce

If you're a cop you have to tell me or it's entrapment*

I'm doing this as a prank

Could a mentally ill person do THIS

Out of two thousand possible futures this is the only way we live

I have to. (Stupid thing I'm doing) killed my mom

The government doesn't want you to know this is even an option

I'm about to become so powerful you have no idea