So I just stalked and liked about 30 of this person's posts?!?! Their posts r just so good and funny and entertaining.
Anyways if ur seeing this, I'm really sorry but I literally love u know bbg
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James: YOU'D BE LILY ROSIER!!
Lily: WHY ARE YOU ON HIS SIDE!?!?
At Jily's wedding:
Church: If anyone objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Evan: LILY.
*Regulus and Dorcas trying to hold Evan back while Barty is laughing*
Lily: For the last time, Evan, I understand you want to be called Evan Evans. But that is not a valid reason to interrupt my wedding!!!
Evan : BUT THINK ABOUT IT.
Y'all don't fw orange muffins the way I do
Here's why:
I have NO money to give you
I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach
I am a minor, and most of my followers are too
It makes me feel extremely guilty
Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)
They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate
It makes me feel uncomfortable
I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected
I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't
I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over
Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.
Omg I actually love this
the moon and the stars ๐
(reblogs would be great aha *winks*)
*facepalms*
Remus: James, where are you exactly?
James: I got lost.
Remus: yeah, no shit sherlock. can you tell me the street name?
James: no, but thereโs a cloud that looks like a lion.
Remus: can you be more specific???
James: Simba.
I need to prove a point to my stepdad. This is absolute bullshit.
So if you think a trans man can be a man without a penis or a trans woman can be a woman without a vagina, please reblogged.