Pls Pls Pls Pls Stop Tagging The Wlw Marauders Ships In Your Mlm Fics Unless They're Actually Going To

VESPA IS ITALIAN FOR WASP???? HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT!?!?

Omfg this is talent

Whenever I read fics with main pairing Jily (As a Jegulus shipper) I hear that SpongeBob audio.

Lily: Oh no, I’ve lost my pen

James: Here, you can borrow mine

*Reg in the distance*: I lost something once

swifties for ceasefire!!!

swifties who love taylor’s music but are also pro Palestinian and don’t mind “ruining” their Taylor aesthetic to post about Palestine which is more important >>>>>

swifties who support Palestine>>>> swifties who want peace >>>

*a year later*

Remus: I said I do first

Sirius: I was attracted to you first

Remus: Well, I confessed first

Sirius: Well, I asked you out first

Remus: Well, I said i loved you first

Sirius: Oh well...

Sirius: *Gets down on one knee*

Sirius: I proposed first

Remus: WAIT WHAT

Regulus: you have nice eyes

James: thanks, your kids can have them too

Regulus: what?

James: what?

Bald reggie >>>>>

why does your regulus have longer hair regulus should only have short hair

I got u babe xoxo

"I'm just saying, if I was you I would not care so much. Your literally rich!" Barty argued, looking around the table trying to get someone else to agree with him.

Regulus rolled his eyes. "Your rich too. And, you know how my parents are about grades."

"I only try hard to prove my dad wrong and you know-"

"REGGIE!!!" A small voice - a child's voice? - cut of barty and before Regulus could even register what was happening, a small child was climbing onto the bench beside him.

"Reggie!" The kid jumped onto regulus lap and hugged him. Regulus looked down into the familiar eyes.

"James!?" James. His James. James Potter. But...five. he was five years old. No. That's not right. His James, his Jamie, he was seventeen. This James was small and he had chubby legs and his checks were rounds and he was 12 years younger than he should be.

"Regulus what the fuck?" Evan looked between his friend, the toddler and the rest of the Slytherin table, who were all looking at the pair.

"I...I umm" Regulus picked up his boyfriend... oh no that's weird. And ran out of the hall, through the corridors and to the slytherin common room. He muttered the password and slipped inside, ignoring the weird looks he got from the few people who weren't at lunch in the common room and went straight upstairs.

"It's scawy in 'ere." James mumbled when Regulus sat him down on the bed, looking around the room.

Regulus stopped pacing and crouched down infront of the boy, giving him a gentle smile. "I know, baby but I'm here. I won't let anything happen to you, I promise." And that seemed to calm him a bit.

Regulus climbed onto the bed and crossed his legs, James climbed and sat between them, giggling when regulus played with his curls.

"Jamie? What happened?" Regulus asked, James turned round in his lap so he was looking up at him with those big brown eyes.

"Potion went boom!" He exclaimed, giggling and throwing his arms in the air, almost hotting regulus and he couldn't help but laugh.

Just then, the dorm door flew open and Barty, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas all stepped in, stopping at the door and watching the interaction.

"So it's true then? Potters a toddler." Dorcas laughed. She hadn't been at lunch she's been 'studying'. She walked over and sat on the bed, ruffling James curls which made him stick his tongue out at her. "He's still at the same maturity level then."

James eyebrows furrowed. "What that mean?"

They laughed.

"Hopefully it won't last long." Pandora commented, resting her head on regulus shoulder.

"How the fuck did that happen?"

"Potion went boom apparently." Regulus shrugged.

About to start Choices. Pray for me.

It's orange muffins actually

if regulus’ favorite desert isn’t pumpkin pie, i don’t know what else to say