Swifties For Ceasefire!!!

Percy: This date is boring

Annabeth: it's not a date, percy.

Percy: then why did u invite me?

Annabeth: I didn't. I told u "do not come with me, I'm just going shopping" and you started ranting about being your own independent person and "I don't even listen to the gods why would I listen to you?"

Percy: oh yeah...sor- OMG BLUE COOKIES!!!

Bohemian Rhapsody, A Maruaders Prank

Minervra Mcgonagall was sat in her warm office one Saturday afternoon, grading papers and catching up on work since the previous week, the first week of april, she had spent chasing around her four Gryffindor boys, trying to stop their April fools pranks.

Mid afternoon, during the time all the students would be in the Great Hall for lunch, an owl swooped in through the open window and dropped a letter, before flying out again. Minevra picked up the letter and saw her name in a neat but unfamiliar. She flipped the envelope over in her hand, there was no seal. Minevra slipped the letter out and unfolded the single piece of parchment. Written in a different writing from what was on the envelope was five, unusual words;

Mumma, just killed a man

Minevra froze for a moment. Deciding it was probably just a prank or a mistake, she sat the letter to the side and continued on either her work.

A few minutes later, in swooped another owl. The writting on the envelope wasn't the same as the one before or the one in the writting, so she assumed it wasn't the same people. The letter wasn't sealed so she slipped the parchment out and unfolded it.

Put a gun against his head

This time, fear coursed through her. A gun? Surely not. She wasn't an auror or muggle police, this wasn't her job. So, she sat the letter aside and continued with her work.

An hour went on with no letters. Minevra sat in her office, listening to the fire while trying to work but her mind kept returning to the two pieces of parchment on her left.

Suddenly, another owl swooped in, dropped a letter and flew off. The name on the letter, her name, was written by the same person as who wrote the last letter. Still no seal. Minevra took a breath and slipped out the letter.

Pulled my trigger now he's dead

Before she could react, two more owls swooped in an dropped two more letters.

The first of the two said

Mumma

And the other

Life had just begun

Minevra played the words over and over in her head. They seemed familiar. But where from?

As she thought about it, in flew another owl. The letter in this, the same as the last few, said

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

That's it! The professor jumped from her chair, knocking it to the ground. She transformed into the tabby cat and made her way to the owlry.

As she climbed the stairs she heard a bark of laughter and knew she was in the right place. There, sat in the owlry, amongst pieces of parchment and envelopes, sat the four Gryffindor boys she'd adopted, unofficially, as her sons, laughing and giggling as James Potter scribbled down the words Remus Lupin was telling him too.

"Minnie's going to be so mad!" Peter grinned.

"Nah, I think she'd like to be delivered the lyrics of bohemian rhapsody, line by line." Sirius said sarcastically.

Love him

Regulus: you have nice eyes

James: thanks, your kids can have them too

Regulus: what?

James: what?

So I just stalked and liked about 30 of this person's posts?!?! Their posts r just so good and funny and entertaining.

Anyways if ur seeing this, I'm really sorry but I literally love u know bbg

To the men who voted for Donald Trump today:

When your girlfriend gets pregnant, and you’re not ready to become a father, and you’re forced into a position that cripples you emotionally, financially and irreversibly, remember: you did this.

When your sister’s pregnancy turns out to be ectopic, and she can’t get the life-saving medical care she needs and dies a completely pointless, preventable death, remember: you did this.

When your 12-year-old daughter is raped by her soccer coach — after he’s legally allowed to strip off her pants and peep at her genitals, because the existence of trans kids terrifies you — and she steals your shotgun and kills herself in your garage, remember, first and foremost: you did this.

Hundreds of thousands of people are going to die because of the decision you made today.

You did that.

Crimson rivers Sirius is so “slut!” Coded

Yk what else never gets old?

regulus drowning jokes never get old i am so sorry

They had a plan. Theyd spent days carefully constructing every detail. Everything had to work and everything would. The plan had no flaws.

Except for the fact that James wouldn't be able to help if anything went wrong.

He hadn't seen regulus in three weeks, he was due back today. If the plan had worked, regulus would be in his arms tonight. If he isn't then he's dead and James might be next.

"James? Mate? You alright?" Sirius called across the dinner table, snapping James from his thoughts. He looked up to find the entire table looking at him. His mum, dad, Sirius and Remus, Lily, Marlene and Peter. All the same look of curiosity and concern.

"I...umm- I'm not that hungry." James picked up his plate and took it to the kitchen, dropping it in the sink before climbing the stairs to his room. He opened the window, like he and Regulus had agreed and sat on the window seat, looking out into the dark winter night.

About twenty minutes later, Lily knocked on James' door and stepped inside, a hand resting ontop of her bump.

"Is he here yet?" She asked, sitting beside James and placing a hand on his knee. "He'll be here, Jamie. I can feel it."

James lay his head on his girlfriends shoulder and took her hand in his, leaving the other still on his thigh.

A black cat padded past the tree line and up the hill that led to Potter Manor. It was late now and the full house was in darkness except from the window that he had climbed through so many times as a teenager. As he got closer, he noticed two figures in the window. James and Lily. Cuddled up. Lily looked right at him and shook James awake.

They jumped up and both looked down at him with relief all over their faces as Regulus transformed.

"He's alive." Lily whispered just loud enough for regulus to hear and he began climbing the vines, the locket heavy around his neck, the loves of his life waiting for him.