Am I Wet? Am I On My Period? Did I Pee My Pants?- Next On Wtf Is Going On Down There.

"I'm so depressed I act like it's my birthday, everyday"

That's so real

HA SAME!!!

bro left me on read on the breakup message and I think that sums up the events of that relationship perfectly

Sirius then learns sign for remus and that's when regulus finally gives up on winning his brother back. He never bothered learning sign for his brother but he'd do it for the people he replaced him with

Sign

Remus Lupin, who's hard of hearing but can't afford hearing aids always has to ask people to slow down or write what they're saying because most students don't know sign language.

Regulus Black, who's selectively mute and communicates mostly with sign language.

Regulus is going down to the medical wing to get a potion for Evan. He froze, seeing Remus, talking(?) to Pomfrey in sign language. Remus notices him, standing there frozen. He speaks up, “You alright there, mate?”

Regulus blinks, snapping out of his trance and nods, crossing over to Pomfrey, and signing, “I need a Pepperup for Evan”

“Of course, dear. One moment.” Pomfrey responds, walking off to get the potion.

Once she is out of view, Remus turns around to face Regulus, then signs to him, “You know sign?”

Regulus nods, “Yes, I do.” he signs in reply.

And that is how their friendship started.

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I strongly believe that Sirius didn't have perfect hair. Everyone's always talking about how sirius' hair was something he cared about so much and would never do anything to damage it.

NO! That man's dramatic af!

Small inconvenience? NEW HAIR CUT!!

Quidditch game tomorrow? Dying it red at 3am!

Pissed off at Walburger and Onion? He now has a mohawk because they'd hate it! (Idk how to spell it)

Stressed over exams? New hairstyle to match the his new stressed mood!

Sirius' hair is so damaged and has so many split ends. He has a different look every week because he had no freedom to do what he wanted with his appearance as a child. And, as I said, he's dramatic!

James is a morning person. He gets up at like five am, runs a lap around hogwarts then goes for a cold shower all before the rest wake up. Then he helps them get ready, like finds Peters wand for him and sirius' tie because he's the mum friend.

Part 3/3 -The Skittles

Maruaders Valkaries

Q: What are five things that make you happy?

Regulus: "The Stars. My brother, he's the first person who truly loved and cared for me. He raised me... if you tell him I said that I'll chop your head off. My Jamie, mon soleil. The piano and... old stories. Myths and fairytales and legends."

Barty: "Pissing my dad off... *Reg gives him a look* I'm joking, I'm joking. *Reg looks away* I'm not joking. I love watching kids fall. It always gives me a good little giggle. Piercings and tattoos. Oh! That fucker" *points to evan*

Evan: "things that make me happy? Blood, surgeries, dead things, funerals and barty I guess, especially when he's covered in blood."

Pandora: "I like flowers. Paint makes me happy, especially when I'm painting something pretty like flowers or sunsets or corpses or landscapes. I like regulus too. He's very... lovely. Evan is very lovely too and it also makes me happy when he hangs up my paintings. Divination is happy."

Dorcas: "Quidditch. Clothes and fashion. Marlene. Marlene makes me happy. And my friends. Regulus, Pandora,Barty, Evan and the rest of them. School. Hogwarts makes me happy cause that's were all those things are."

Guys, you know the whole “James’ type is people who are mean to him” thing?

I think it’s because they make him feel like a real person.

I am forever pushing the “James struggles with feeling like a real person agenda” and I think that initially Lily/Regulus genuinely didn’t like him as a person and that is what made him initially attracted to them. James is one of those “everyone loves him, he’s a literal ball of sunshine” people. But James is nothing if not a people pleaser so he’s always trying to be someone that people like and sometimes he’s not sure that the person he is, is real or just an act.

But they don’t like the person that he shows everyone (because they can subconsciously feel that something is off with James). And no one (excluding Snape and people he doesn’t like because he’s not performing for them) has ever told James that they don’t like him.

So he tries to win both of them over but it doesn’t work because he’s trying to win them over with this not-real-person side of himself and he only wins them over once they see the real James. So by not liking this fake person and seeing through his mask they’re inadvertently helping him learn how to be himself and not be putting on a show all the time.

Everything about this is just perfect

some peter head-cannons because this fandom neglects the poor boy

he/they (prefers they but dosnt want to inconvenience others by saying that so only really the other marauders use they)

short but not the shortest (is like an inch or a couple cm for you not americans taller than sirius and loves to talk about it)

is aroace but doesn’t realize it until like the middle of sixth year, and because he doesn’t realize it for a while dates and sleeps with so so many people. like you could point to a random student in the great hall at dinner that was about their age and they would probably be peter’s ex of some kind

loves cheese. loved cheese before they became animagi. when they were working on that james and sirius would joke that peter would be a mouse or a rat because of how much they likes cheese

is like besties with cat form mcgonnagal. he doesn’t know it’s her but she knows it’s him and they sometimes will hangout and run around the hallways. they bond over their love of cheese.

because he’s besties with mcgonnacat, he never had any problems with pet cats and strays bc minerva told them pete’s a friend. (also helps that they steal cheese for them from the kitchen)

is actually pretty good at school but his B+s and A-s aren’t that noticeable next to james and remus’s consistent As and A+s (or whatever the equivalent would be at hogwarts)

a god at chess

is a really good singer but only ever sings in front of the other marauders (once he drunkenly did karaoke with mary and she asked for his autograph after(jokingly ofc but still))

got a muggle driving license bc he thought that would be helpful. bc of this he was the designated alcohol getter on their cornwall ‘77 trip (atyds is canon shhh)

also always the designated snack getter from the kitchen when they’re doing anything

always has ibuprofen or some kind of pain relief potion in his pocket/bag bc remus is always in some form of pain from his furry little problem, james is always sore from quidditch and sirius gets migraines. mary also gets really bad cramps and never complains but peter can tell when she’s in pain. he himself has chronic joint pain but never takes the medicine because what if his friends need it?

also always has extra cigarettes and a lighter in his bag even though he dosnt smoke

he also always has an extra tampon and pad

when hes drunk he can’t transform to or from his rat form. so if hes drunk and a rat at the time, hes kinda stuck at a rat, at least until he sobers up a bit

can play guitar and the drums and a little bit of piano

loves quidditch and watching quidditch and the idea of playing quidditch but in reality is a bit afraid of heights (though in james’s backyard where the goal posts aren’t to high, he’s an amazing keeper)

will probably reblog with others as i think of them!

Here's pandoras:

I'm thinking about righting a medevial maruaders au fanfic focusing mainly on pandalily. I might make Pandora a princess and Lily (and the valkaries) thief's. Like Robin Hood aesthetic. Anyways, I made an aesthetic board for lily and I'm making one for Pandora tonight.

Let me know if u would read this fanfic