I Strongly Believe That Sirius Didn't Have Perfect Hair. Everyone's Always Talking About How Sirius'

James and Sirius: *playfighting*

Sirius: *grabs james' glasses* You a fucking idio- *falls over the rug*

James: * laughs* yeah I'm the idiot! *trips over sirius*

Remus: we should set up cameras and sell videos of the stupid shit these two do

Regulus: the ministry would take them, lock them in a lab and study them

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Accurate

Peter: *points* look a butterfly!

Mary: *screams and hides behind lily*

Everyone: *confused looks at mary*

Marlene: *trying not to laugh* ...Mary...are you scared of butterflies?

Mary: THEY HAVE SIX LEGS AND THEY CAN FLY OF COURSE IM BLOODY SCARED OF THEM!!

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Everything about this is just perfect

some peter head-cannons because this fandom neglects the poor boy

he/they (prefers they but dosnt want to inconvenience others by saying that so only really the other marauders use they)

short but not the shortest (is like an inch or a couple cm for you not americans taller than sirius and loves to talk about it)

is aroace but doesn’t realize it until like the middle of sixth year, and because he doesn’t realize it for a while dates and sleeps with so so many people. like you could point to a random student in the great hall at dinner that was about their age and they would probably be peter’s ex of some kind

loves cheese. loved cheese before they became animagi. when they were working on that james and sirius would joke that peter would be a mouse or a rat because of how much they likes cheese

is like besties with cat form mcgonnagal. he doesn’t know it’s her but she knows it’s him and they sometimes will hangout and run around the hallways. they bond over their love of cheese.

because he’s besties with mcgonnacat, he never had any problems with pet cats and strays bc minerva told them pete’s a friend. (also helps that they steal cheese for them from the kitchen)

is actually pretty good at school but his B+s and A-s aren’t that noticeable next to james and remus’s consistent As and A+s (or whatever the equivalent would be at hogwarts)

a god at chess

is a really good singer but only ever sings in front of the other marauders (once he drunkenly did karaoke with mary and she asked for his autograph after(jokingly ofc but still))

got a muggle driving license bc he thought that would be helpful. bc of this he was the designated alcohol getter on their cornwall ‘77 trip (atyds is canon shhh)

also always the designated snack getter from the kitchen when they’re doing anything

always has ibuprofen or some kind of pain relief potion in his pocket/bag bc remus is always in some form of pain from his furry little problem, james is always sore from quidditch and sirius gets migraines. mary also gets really bad cramps and never complains but peter can tell when she’s in pain. he himself has chronic joint pain but never takes the medicine because what if his friends need it?

also always has extra cigarettes and a lighter in his bag even though he dosnt smoke

he also always has an extra tampon and pad

when hes drunk he can’t transform to or from his rat form. so if hes drunk and a rat at the time, hes kinda stuck at a rat, at least until he sobers up a bit

can play guitar and the drums and a little bit of piano

loves quidditch and watching quidditch and the idea of playing quidditch but in reality is a bit afraid of heights (though in james’s backyard where the goal posts aren’t to high, he’s an amazing keeper)

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Okay I'm sure everyone's seen the headcanon about all the school mums being in love with james and heavy flirting with him at pick up infront of reg?? And reg basically shutting them down indirectly and showing off how lucky his is with his hot husband and super sweet, super cute son!?!??!

What about this with Jegulily!?!?!?!?

Imagine parents evening (parent teacher conference??) All the parents simping over the hot couple. All the dads heavy flirting with Lily and Lily's just being polite but quickly shutting them down but they just keep trying and all the mums flirting with James but he's too oblivious to notice and thinks their just being friendly.

Then reg showing up late from work and immediately kissing James and it lasts a little longer than what's acceptable in a school and whispered sweet things in James ear so now james is following his husband around like a lost puppy while they try to find their wife and ignoring all the woman who think he's been flirting with them all night.

Regulus finally finding lily and Harry and Harry running to him, excited to see his pa!! He picks Harry up and holds him on his hip, lily coming over and kissing both her husbands on the cheek and slotting herself into Regs other side and wrapping James arm over her shoulders, winking at the guys who have FINALLY BACKED OFF!!!!!

Omg their so hot I cant

I don't even like men!?!??!

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...we're all thinking the same couple aren't we??

two guys who sleep in each other’s arms at night because they’re both afraid the other will try kill them in their sleep

Barty and Evan being menaces as usual (slightly nsfw)

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