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Maybe everyone already knew this, but I JUST found out that ppl who hate Snape are actually called SNATERS. I dont know what to do with that info. But if you also didnt know, now you do.

there is a tremendous lack of chloe green and shara wheeler content on this app and we should be fixing that

Saw someone on here refer to Sirius and Remus as “two British cigarettes” today and I just can’t stop laughing. Peak queer humor.

Bohemian Rhapsody, A Maruaders Prank

Minervra Mcgonagall was sat in her warm office one Saturday afternoon, grading papers and catching up on work since the previous week, the first week of april, she had spent chasing around her four Gryffindor boys, trying to stop their April fools pranks.

Mid afternoon, during the time all the students would be in the Great Hall for lunch, an owl swooped in through the open window and dropped a letter, before flying out again. Minevra picked up the letter and saw her name in a neat but unfamiliar. She flipped the envelope over in her hand, there was no seal. Minevra slipped the letter out and unfolded the single piece of parchment. Written in a different writing from what was on the envelope was five, unusual words;

Mumma, just killed a man

Minevra froze for a moment. Deciding it was probably just a prank or a mistake, she sat the letter to the side and continued on either her work.

A few minutes later, in swooped another owl. The writting on the envelope wasn't the same as the one before or the one in the writting, so she assumed it wasn't the same people. The letter wasn't sealed so she slipped the parchment out and unfolded it.

Put a gun against his head

This time, fear coursed through her. A gun? Surely not. She wasn't an auror or muggle police, this wasn't her job. So, she sat the letter aside and continued with her work.

An hour went on with no letters. Minevra sat in her office, listening to the fire while trying to work but her mind kept returning to the two pieces of parchment on her left.

Suddenly, another owl swooped in, dropped a letter and flew off. The name on the letter, her name, was written by the same person as who wrote the last letter. Still no seal. Minevra took a breath and slipped out the letter.

Pulled my trigger now he's dead

Before she could react, two more owls swooped in an dropped two more letters.

The first of the two said

Mumma

And the other

Life had just begun

Minevra played the words over and over in her head. They seemed familiar. But where from?

As she thought about it, in flew another owl. The letter in this, the same as the last few, said

But now I've gone and thrown it all away

That's it! The professor jumped from her chair, knocking it to the ground. She transformed into the tabby cat and made her way to the owlry.

As she climbed the stairs she heard a bark of laughter and knew she was in the right place. There, sat in the owlry, amongst pieces of parchment and envelopes, sat the four Gryffindor boys she'd adopted, unofficially, as her sons, laughing and giggling as James Potter scribbled down the words Remus Lupin was telling him too.

"Minnie's going to be so mad!" Peter grinned.

"Nah, I think she'd like to be delivered the lyrics of bohemian rhapsody, line by line." Sirius said sarcastically.

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Regulus: you have nice eyes

James: thanks, your kids can have them too

Regulus: what?

James: what?

ITS HERE!!!! ITS HERE!!!! ITS HERE!!!!

If anyone needs me I'll be in my bedroom, wrapped up like a burrito with my blue juice and sweets and percy jackson as company

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It's named sirius and he loves his hair

James had a pet hedgehog that he spoiled so much that it had a whole room of the potter manor to itself.