Bohemian Rhapsody, A Maruaders Prank
Bohemian Rhapsody, A Maruaders Prank
Minervra Mcgonagall was sat in her warm office one Saturday afternoon, grading papers and catching up on work since the previous week, the first week of april, she had spent chasing around her four Gryffindor boys, trying to stop their April fools pranks.
Mid afternoon, during the time all the students would be in the Great Hall for lunch, an owl swooped in through the open window and dropped a letter, before flying out again. Minevra picked up the letter and saw her name in a neat but unfamiliar. She flipped the envelope over in her hand, there was no seal. Minevra slipped the letter out and unfolded the single piece of parchment. Written in a different writing from what was on the envelope was five, unusual words;
Mumma, just killed a man
Minevra froze for a moment. Deciding it was probably just a prank or a mistake, she sat the letter to the side and continued on either her work.
A few minutes later, in swooped another owl. The writting on the envelope wasn't the same as the one before or the one in the writting, so she assumed it wasn't the same people. The letter wasn't sealed so she slipped the parchment out and unfolded it.
Put a gun against his head
This time, fear coursed through her. A gun? Surely not. She wasn't an auror or muggle police, this wasn't her job. So, she sat the letter aside and continued with her work.
An hour went on with no letters. Minevra sat in her office, listening to the fire while trying to work but her mind kept returning to the two pieces of parchment on her left.
Suddenly, another owl swooped in, dropped a letter and flew off. The name on the letter, her name, was written by the same person as who wrote the last letter. Still no seal. Minevra took a breath and slipped out the letter.
Pulled my trigger now he's dead
Before she could react, two more owls swooped in an dropped two more letters.
The first of the two said
Mumma
And the other
Life had just begun
Minevra played the words over and over in her head. They seemed familiar. But where from?
As she thought about it, in flew another owl. The letter in this, the same as the last few, said
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
That's it! The professor jumped from her chair, knocking it to the ground. She transformed into the tabby cat and made her way to the owlry.
As she climbed the stairs she heard a bark of laughter and knew she was in the right place. There, sat in the owlry, amongst pieces of parchment and envelopes, sat the four Gryffindor boys she'd adopted, unofficially, as her sons, laughing and giggling as James Potter scribbled down the words Remus Lupin was telling him too.
"Minnie's going to be so mad!" Peter grinned.
"Nah, I think she'd like to be delivered the lyrics of bohemian rhapsody, line by line." Sirius said sarcastically.
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This is prefection
All three generations 🤍
Jake and Amy from Brooklyn nine nine are James and Lily variants...
And the "mischief managed" after sex thing is definitely something James would do and Lily would get pissed at
I've been thinking about this alot recently so here's how I think the aftermath of 'The Prank' went.
Remus didn't speak to anyone for a few weeks and didn't leave his bed.
The first person he spoke to was lily. She knew he was a werewolf but hadn't told him she knew and he worked out she knew but they didn't talk about it.
For months afterwards he wouldn't let the boys join him on full Moons.
He never spoke back about Snape again until he called lily a mudblood.
He was the first to forgive Sirius, though it was months after.
Peter didn't talk to sirius at all and always checked on Remus.
He brought Remus chocolate and treats all the time.
He made sure to take notes for Remus in classes he missed and help him with the homework.
James had multiple arguments with Sirius.
He was the last to forgive him.
He would blow up if sirius said a single word in the dorm.
He did whatever Remus asked him to.
There's was a whole argument on the train on the way back to hogwarts after the summer where sirius tried to come sit in the compartment (while no one was talking to him) and James throw him out and gave him a black eye.
The biggest, and one of the only two, arguments James and Sirius ever had.
Sirius tried for the first few weeks to apologise but Mary told him to leave them and they'd come around.
He would leave chocolate and books on remus' trunk for him but they just kept piling up because Remus ignored them.
He spent most of his time alone in the astronomy tower, avoiding the dorm, and often bumped into Regulus there.
He felt awful obviously and never fully forgave himself even when Remus did.
After Remus forgave him he spent months trying to make it upto him.
Every year on the anniversary, though he was the only one who remembered the date, he'd spoil Remus with gifts and love.
Atleast once a day...
I'm crying this is too cute
Incantation
The black velvet box sat on the table. In the scheme of things, it was innocuous, Sirius thought, given the curses and jinxes on other Black family heirlooms.
Sirius clearly remembered the day his father presented him with the box and told him that all the sons of the House of Black received such a box, containing the engagement ring for their future wife. With a simple incantation, the plain band inside would become the ring of their fiance’s dreams. Even then, Sirius questioned whether he’d ever use it.
When Sirius finally regained access to his Gringott’s vault, he found it. He read the accompanying paperwork over and over. There was no stipulation in the spell that said it actually had to be given to a woman.Perhaps the Blacks never considered any alternative.
So he looked at it now, with Remus safely out of the house. He tapped it with his wand, saying the incantation clearly. The band was still for a moment before it began to grow small diamonds, and etched runes appeared along the sides, a moon and a paw print in the middle.
Sirius grinned, relieved. It was the perfect ring for Remus.
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There's nothing better than driving in the middle of no where while listening (and singing very loudly) to your favourite songs. I'm in heaven rn
Reblog if you've ever stayed up all night to read a fanfiction about dead gay wizards on a School night
"James looks into the angel's eyes and knows the angel means the promise and isn't being a sneaky little liar. James smiles, pleased. "I'm going to keep you." "
And
""I have to tell you a joke," James says, and the angel blinks at him, then arches an eyebrow. "I need you to laugh."
"James—"
"What did the big flower say to the little flower?"
The angel glances over at the best friend, and the best friend is stifling laughter, and then the angel focuses on James again. The angel indulges him. "I don't know. What did the big flower say to the little flower?"
"Hey there, bud," James tells him, and the mother laughs, and the father laughs, and the best friend laughs, but the angel does not laugh. No, the angel only reaches up to grab his hand, gently pressing a smile to his knuckles. It's a small smile. Lips of an angel. Sweet. James wants to put his mouth on it, and stick his fingers in it, but he's also sad because the angel didn't laugh. "You were supposed to laugh. I told a flower joke. It was funny, and you like flowers.""
High James is just fabulous and I love it he's so cute
The way my face dropped at that ahahaha
“I’m having his baby…no I’m not but you should see your faces”
TAYLOR THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I NEED THIS AS A FULL, LONGER THAT THE BIBLE, FLUFFY FANFIC
jamie pushes her hair away from her face. it's always messy, she can't control it. not that she wants to. it's always concealed by her hat anyway. she's sat at a red light, bike between her legs. she's gotta get to sirius' flat, sirius wants her to meet her younger sister. so she's biking across town. it's warm out, good day for biking.
the light switches and she starts biking again, flying down the street and watching all the cars go by. she doesn't see the girl she nearly crashes into. "watch it!" the girl shouts, flipping them off. jamie brakes and swings around to look at her. bloody hell, is she pretty. she's got a long white skirt and oversized band tee. sirius has one exactly like that. their hair's curly and hangs loosely to their shoulders, held back by headphones. their tote bag has the words 'i didn't really fall. i just sauntered vaguely downwards' printed on it. so pretty.
"sorry!" she yells over. "sorry, i didn't see you!"
"are you blind?" the stranger snaps. they're heading the same way. jamie just smiles at their yelling, feeling a warm blush on their face. "why are you smiling?"
"i smile a lot."
"right. and you're smiling when i'm yelling at you because-"
"yell at me more."
"bloody psychotic," the stranger passes them, walking up ahead. jamie starts biking beside them. "following me, are you?"
"well, i'm going the same way as you. sorry for nearly killing you. what's your name?"
"as if i'd tell the strange girl who just nearly killed me."
"i'm jamie."
"potter?"
"yeah! that's my last name! how'd you know?"
"i'm regina."
"you're sirius' sister?"
"yes."
"oh my god. you're pretty."
"excuse me?"
"sirius said they're prettier than you. i don't think that's true." regina purses her lips. "well, regina-"
"reggie."
"hm?"
"call me reggie."
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