My Dad Was Dealing With Some Mixed Feelings So I Told Him "In Therapy When Something Is Too Complicated

Saw someone on here refer to Sirius and Remus as “two British cigarettes” today and I just can’t stop laughing. Peak queer humor.

DON’T MAKE COMMENTS ON CHILDREN’S WEIGHT

This is the fucking reason for my disorder

Anyone who thinks Gale is better than Peeta, who hurt you?

Does anyone feel Christmasy this year? There's no way it's Christmas tomorrow, I don't feel like Christmas

Euphemia Potter to Sirius (and reg) when they come to stay with them

— F.T.

Yk what else never gets old?

regulus drowning jokes never get old i am so sorry

James is a morning person. He gets up at like five am, runs a lap around hogwarts then goes for a cold shower all before the rest wake up. Then he helps them get ready, like finds Peters wand for him and sirius' tie because he's the mum friend.

"I'm just saying, if I was you I would not care so much. Your literally rich!" Barty argued, looking around the table trying to get someone else to agree with him.

Regulus rolled his eyes. "Your rich too. And, you know how my parents are about grades."

"I only try hard to prove my dad wrong and you know-"

"REGGIE!!!" A small voice - a child's voice? - cut of barty and before Regulus could even register what was happening, a small child was climbing onto the bench beside him.

"Reggie!" The kid jumped onto regulus lap and hugged him. Regulus looked down into the familiar eyes.

"James!?" James. His James. James Potter. But...five. he was five years old. No. That's not right. His James, his Jamie, he was seventeen. This James was small and he had chubby legs and his checks were rounds and he was 12 years younger than he should be.

"Regulus what the fuck?" Evan looked between his friend, the toddler and the rest of the Slytherin table, who were all looking at the pair.

"I...I umm" Regulus picked up his boyfriend... oh no that's weird. And ran out of the hall, through the corridors and to the slytherin common room. He muttered the password and slipped inside, ignoring the weird looks he got from the few people who weren't at lunch in the common room and went straight upstairs.

"It's scawy in 'ere." James mumbled when Regulus sat him down on the bed, looking around the room.

Regulus stopped pacing and crouched down infront of the boy, giving him a gentle smile. "I know, baby but I'm here. I won't let anything happen to you, I promise." And that seemed to calm him a bit.

Regulus climbed onto the bed and crossed his legs, James climbed and sat between them, giggling when regulus played with his curls.

"Jamie? What happened?" Regulus asked, James turned round in his lap so he was looking up at him with those big brown eyes.

"Potion went boom!" He exclaimed, giggling and throwing his arms in the air, almost hotting regulus and he couldn't help but laugh.

Just then, the dorm door flew open and Barty, Evan, Pandora and Dorcas all stepped in, stopping at the door and watching the interaction.

"So it's true then? Potters a toddler." Dorcas laughed. She hadn't been at lunch she's been 'studying'. She walked over and sat on the bed, ruffling James curls which made him stick his tongue out at her. "He's still at the same maturity level then."

James eyebrows furrowed. "What that mean?"

They laughed.

"Hopefully it won't last long." Pandora commented, resting her head on regulus shoulder.

"How the fuck did that happen?"

"Potion went boom apparently." Regulus shrugged.

"there's only one more phase to the heist! Then James and reg can live together and have 7 cats and 2 dogs"

I said with joys.

I was then shot 57 times.

I just started watching I'm not okay with this on netflix.

This lassie goes "my best friend is dina" amd said friend turns round.

BITCH THATS NOT DINA THATS MARY FUCKING MCDONALD!!