*having dinner with Anakin and Obi-wan*
Y/N: The food is too cute, I just can't eat it!
Obi-wan:
Anakin: You're cute, but I'd still eat y-
Obi-wan: ONE DINNER
Y/N: *sighs* here we go again
Obi-wan: ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK!
Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.
~Lando in a McLaren video w/ Y/N as pr~
Lando: I'm afraid no other fruit is topping mangos. They are simply the best fruit.
Y/N: what do you know about topping
Lando: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!
DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (2024)
bitches be like “he’s my comfort character” and it’s just some dude covered in blood
WORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I WANNA TAKE THIS MANS DI-
When y/n gets too annoying to the point you want to stop reading
welcome back Carlos and Oscar fighting on track (in free practice)
Oscar: Lando isn't answering his phone
Y/N: i'll call
Oscar: me and Carlos have tried like 6 times, what makes you thi-
Lando: hello?
hey guys! *19*i’m bisexual requests: OPENi will write fluff, angst, and smut for any fandom(majorly Maze Runner & Star Wars & TSITP & MCU)i WILL NOT write any NSFW FOR MINORSif i am uncomfortable with writing a certain situation, i will inform youSo overall, please respect my boundaries and my feelings!
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