~Lando in a McLaren video w/ Y/N as pr~
Lando: I'm afraid no other fruit is topping mangos. They are simply the best fruit.
Y/N: what do you know about topping
Lando: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!
fyi i do not “crush” i experience violent, all-consuming devotion and yearning that leaves me physically ill
that’s literally his mini me
Lando: Y/N, you know how much I love you...
Y/N: whaddya want?
Lando: a partner with some GODDAMN EMOTIONAL AVAILABILITY!
my body, his choice.
Y/N: Did you eat all the powdered sugar donuts?
Colby: *mouth full of donuts* No...
Y/N: Then what's that on your pants?
Colby: That's cocaine.
me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:
like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together
my man my man my man ⋆ ˚。⋆ </3 !!
Welcome to the world of “Being in love with a person who doesn’t exist in real life but you pretend they do anyway because you’re obsessed” ✧˖*°࿐
My pretty silly baby <3
hey guys! *19*i’m bisexual requests: OPENi will write fluff, angst, and smut for any fandom(majorly Maze Runner & Star Wars & TSITP & MCU)i WILL NOT write any NSFW FOR MINORSif i am uncomfortable with writing a certain situation, i will inform youSo overall, please respect my boundaries and my feelings!
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